Yikes! I just got a copy of what was supposed to be Palin's original opening statement

of her foreign policy speech today, but they scratched it from her speech at the last minute.

Here is the way her speech was supposed to start before they thought better of it:

My Friends, last night I broke out my telescope and took a close look at Iraq. Let me tell you something. First off, it's hot there. Really hot. Second, our troops our doing an amazing job surging the terrorists. We can't retreat. We must continue to surge. Victory is within our grasp!

My friends, I also used my telescope to take a very close look at Iran. Not as hot there. Kind of an off color brown and green. Also, Akmenrahminjahdistan is rearing his head in our ugly direction. Gotta watch out for that one. Also, I saw Obama talking to him. Who is the real Obama?

Finally, I used my telescope to take a close look at North Korea. Those people are really skinny and their leader looks a little crazy. They've got nuclear power and we have to stop the spread of communism to China since China are our friends. America, Fuck YA!