I have discovered the identity of the Western PA "face slasher"

YOY

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Fri Oct-24-08 11:06 AM
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I have discovered the identity of the Western PA "face slasher"

Edited on Fri Oct-24-08 11:10 AM by YOY

Let me get lil mis Texas race riot inciter's perpetrator in my sketch book.

So you're looking for a 6'6" Black dyslexic guy with X-ray vision and mad phat knife skills (deep enough to scratch but not deep enough to scar and done so rapidly) and no taste in women whatsoever.

I got it!

It was Super Magic Johnson (has Dyslexia...and might have caught HIV from not being too selective) in his alter ego's costume: Black Zorro!

Black Zorro I have your number now! I know your secret identity!

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rcrush

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Fri Oct-24-08 11:07 AM
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1. Magic Johnson? Oh damn!

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YOY

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Fri Oct-24-08 11:08 AM
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3. I can seal the deal if he talked about his long-dead horrible talk show...

Edited on Fri Oct-24-08 11:08 AM by YOY

Think woman think! Did he tell a couple of really unfunny jokes???

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skooooo

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Fri Oct-24-08 11:08 AM
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2. Oh nooooes!!!

Thank you, Black Zorro!!

:bounce:

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Wickerman

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Fri Oct-24-08 11:12 AM
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4. nice

now if only the picture were a little larger so I could see for sure...

:rofl:

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YOY

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Fri Oct-24-08 11:14 AM
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5. Any Idea how to scale down?

I wanted to compare nostrils though...

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Wickerman

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Fri Oct-24-08 11:17 AM
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6. lol

I see the resemblance.

well, you could download Gimp, install and use it to reduce image size and re-up it. Sounds like a lot of work as fast as the forum moves these days!

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YOY

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Fri Oct-24-08 11:19 AM
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7. Yeah....shame about that.

Too much work for a trivial laugh.

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RaleighNCDUer

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Fri Oct-24-08 11:43 AM
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8. Pardon me, but it would appear to me that the Black Zorro depicted

is more like 3'6", not 6'6".

Great picture!

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YOY

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Fri Oct-24-08 11:44 AM
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9. That's all camera perspective...and the man moves like "a fox".

I only wish it was smaller...

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