My hopes for election night, in smilies (:puffpiece: alert)

MSM babbleheads: :wtf: :wow: :wow: :wow:

MSM big bosses: :scared:

Faux Noise: :( x( :o :argh: :hurts: :hangover: :scared: :rant:

DUers watching Faux: :nopity:

Cheney: :mad: :grr: :nuke: :scared: :cry::cry::cry: (Yep, I want to see that evil, vile, mo-fo cry, but I don't think he has enough human genes to be able to cry.)

Bush: :hangover:

Halliburton execs: :evilfrown: :hurts: :scared:

McCain: :hide:

Barbie MooseSlayer: :dunce:

Howard Dean: :dem: :popcorn:

DU to Howard Dean: :yourock:

Pat Buchanan: :yoiks: :cry:

Limpballs: :banghead:

Bachmann: :hurts:

Mr. Cool, Calm, and Collected: :) :thumbsup: "Okay, now let's get to work."

The rest of the world: :bounce: :grouphug: :patriot: :applause:

DU: :D :party: :toast: :bounce: :loveya: :hug: :grouphug: :woohoo: :applause: :patriot: :pals: :D :party: :toast: :bounce: :loveya: :hug: :grouphug: :woohoo: :applause: :patriot: :pals:

We will be holding a giant mess.

They will have fresh buckets of self pity and paranoid persecution to add to their wallow of misery.

--IMM

:kick: & REC'D!!!

:thumbsup: and K&R

I am going to ice them down on election day.

If (when) Obama wins and Prop Hate goes down in defeat, I will start drinking them until I pass out.

If (which God forbid) the election is stolen, I will take the bottles and throw them through the windows of all the neighbors with McCain/Palin signs on the lawn -- empty bottles of course.

I cannot wait! :hug:

put a big smile on my face - especially when I got to the end....

great post - thanks.

I'm also hoping that certain victory is achieved by say, 2AM or so. I'm hoping to get some relief and sleep that night!

I'd like to figure out which states have to be called so I might be able to sleep before dawn! LOL I'm going to end up on here half the night!

Someone said that Virginia's polls close fairly early. If Virginia goes Obama, it's probably fork time for McCain. North Carolina would probably mean the same thing. Otherwise, there are myriad possibilities to watch for.

I think that if we don't know by 2 a.m., that would mean they're stealing it again.

If he gets Ohio and Florida, I believe it's OVER!

Here's a cool electoral map based on polling:

http://www.electoral-vote.com/

Obama=375
McCain=157

:bounce: :loveya: :headbang: