Need advice on planting some McCain literature

While canvassing from time to time I add little notes to the fliers when no one is home.
Acknowledging clear effort on flower beds, or lawns, or Halloween decorations.

I was thinking maybe I could run by a local McCain office and get some lit and offer counterprodcutive comments

Here are a few I have so far

It wouldn't kill you to plant some flowers you know
Why is a 33 year old registered at this address? Have you failed as a parent?
Gas prices went down-the lawn COULD use another cut
Did THAT mailbox come with the house?
One more ornament might do the trick
I smell catshit
I've just seen the light-Jesus wants me to vote for Obama
Let's face facts-this is clearly the biggest craphole on the block


Please offer any suggestions. My sharpie is at the ready.

It's already full of manure.

in GOP neighborhoods.

Eric Cantor's district

And the numbers, for us, are GOOD..okay we are taking votes out of what should be a forgone conclusion