For Sale: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave...

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You simply can’t afford to miss this opportunity. This Executive Mansion is the perfect living space centre stage in the nation’s capital, Washington DC! Fit for a leader of the free world, you too can feel like the most powerful person in the world in this impressive 55,000 ft² property situated on18 acres of land!

* Owner selling off assets in an effort to pay back $8.2 trillion debt

* With a mere 132 rooms over 6 levels, it’s bigger than any cave Osama Bin Laden has ever seen.

* 35 bathrooms for sittin’ and NOT readin’ and plenty of work for Joe the Plumber

* Walk in wardrobes galore – Sarah’s got to have somewhere to put all her new clothes ($150 000 worth)

* 412 doors, 8 staircases and 3 elevators cause you just know you’re going to want to get the heck out of there at some stage

* 147 windows with perfect vantage points for shootin’ moose

* 28 fireplaces to burn important documents after hacking Yahoo email accounts

* Uses a zillion times more electricity than the average American household (Gee, Al Gore would be proud)