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QC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-02-08 02:33 PM
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Joe the Plumber is getting real old. Let's come up with something new.
Poor Sarah tried, with her Tito the Builder shtick, but that was really lame.

Let's help her out as only DU smartasses can.

How about Priscilla the Pole Dancer? Terry the Termite Sprayer? Freddy the Felcher? Gus the Grease Recycler? Monroe the Molester?

Let's hear your suggestions. Who can be the next Republican Icon?
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-02-08 02:36 PM
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1. Roscoe the poop-butt. Never wipes his ass, and would get a big Obama tax cut,
but won't vote for a "socialist mud."
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LiberalAndProud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-02-08 02:37 PM
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2. Nina the naughty nurse
:blush:
Sorry. I was thinking of Halloween costumes.
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-02-08 02:37 PM
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3. Minnie The Moocher

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08wOPt-2PeE

High Heidi Heidi Heidi High!
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FLyellowdog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-02-08 02:46 PM
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4. Freddie the Farter... a new natural gas source?
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QC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-02-08 03:29 PM
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9. I like that. He could be the center of the campaign. n/t
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-02-08 02:47 PM
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5. YES! McCain needs a new strategy NOW!!! nt.
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Karenina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-02-08 04:54 PM
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13. Sad Grandpa...
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-02-08 06:42 PM
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14. He has a few dollars - at least he won't have to live on
Edited on Sun Nov-02-08 06:44 PM by old mark
Social Security.
He will have his Navy pension, his Congressional pension and medical benefits, Social Security and whatever few dollars he has been able to put by over his long carreer - plus his wife's millions.

Poor ol' Grandpa, he ain't.

mark
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randr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-02-08 02:47 PM
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6. We don't need no fake perception of reality
We got the real thing!
Each and everyone of us all American red blooded patriots have real jobs, loved ones, lives, and thankfully a real candidate representing our interests at last.
The Repugs can take their faux reality to Disneyland for all I care.
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hvn_nbr_2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-02-08 03:03 PM
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7. G. Gordon the Plumber. nt
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Willo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-02-08 03:07 PM
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8. Sarah the Punked
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-02-08 03:35 PM
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10. Joe the Tool.
Covers a lot of bases.
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niceypoo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-02-08 04:19 PM
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11. Wanda wingnut
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-02-08 04:43 PM
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12. McCain needs to do a French apache dance wearing a beret and throw Palin around the stage
just to show the diva who's in control, while accordeons blare out their tune in the background. McCain, of La Danse Apache.
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