What the Republicans Can Learn About Cheating from Marion Jones

From The Immoral Minority -- http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2008/11/what-republicans-can-learn-about.html

As we get closer, and closer to election day.

I find myself spending a lot of time telling people that this election cannot be stolen.

Obviously they are all Democrats. Republicans don't worry about such a thing.

You know why? Because election fraud is a Republican strategy, not a Democratic strategy.

So this post is for the very few Republicans who may accidentally find themselves on this site, most likely by accident, or because the McCain campaign pays you to troll liberal sites and your uneducated ass needs the money. So to you few hapless individuals I say this:

I dare you. I double dog dare you.

You think you can steal this election from the American people? Then you have no f**king idea who you are dealing with.

Obama's ENTIRE approach to his campaign was with the understanding that he was going to have to fight a corrupt Republican machine that will stop at nothing to win this election. And he is more then ready. The MSM which seemed shell shocked after Bush defeated Kerry in 2004 (I vividly remember Chris Matthews trying to make sense of how the exit polls could be so different than the actual vote tally. You could see that he knew it was not possible), will NOT be so complacent this time around. They KNOW that they did not do their jobs four years ago and they are ready to step up and launch numerous investigations if the Republicans somehow manage to pull the great switcharoo again.

And how does this relate to Marion Jones? I am glad you asked.

You see Marion Jones decided to do anything she had to to win as well.

To accomplish that goal Marion Jones took performance enhancing drugs. And she won FIVE gold medals in Sydney Australia during the 2000 Olympic games.

She was famous. She was loved by all. But she was a cheater, and eventually she lost EVERYTHING!

She lost her medals, she lost her reputation, and she spent six months in jail.

So this brings me back to the Republicans in 2008.

You cannot win this election without cheating. Everybody knows that.

So the minute this thing looks likes it is going in John McCain's direction the investigations will start. Bloggers will fill the internet with questions, and the authorities will respond. The streets will be filled with protestors, and the country will explode with passion and anger. This time the truth will come out. And when it does it will usher in the end of the Republican party.

You will be the Barry Bonds of the political world. You will be vilified even by those who used to support you. Your brand will be damaged beyond repair. You will be shown to be cowards and charaltans, deceivers and hypocrites, liars and swindlers.

Nobody will trust the Republican party again. They will simply cease to exist as a party.

And after the last eight years, it could not happen to a more deserving political party.

So go ahead, cheat. I dare you. I double dog dare you.

And even then, you might go to jail?

McCain sure doesn't qualify in the "fantastic body" category, so he wouldn't even have that going for him.

I wanted to throw my arms around her and comfort her. I can't imagine feeling that way with McCain. The very thought is nauseating.