Patton Oswalt will be live blogging the election tonight...

Mods he's given me permission to paste his stuff in full here before, he says it's fine with him. -WB


Tuesday, November 04, 2008

TAKE MY HAND

All of you. Even the ones who hate me. I know we fight a lot in the Comments section, but I wake up every morning and I can't wait to read what you've written. It's a more vivid, pulsing world for me with you in it. All of you.

Tomorrow, starting at 4:30 p.m. PST, I will be liveblogging the election coverage on Comedy Central's website.

Go here at 4:30, PST:

http://blog.indecision2008.com/tag/patton-oswalt/

Four hours of free-form, increasingly drunken blathering as I wind and wend through the three major networks. Plus the androids at CNBC, the MSNBC drum circle, the FOX News dickslaps, CNN and their Polyphonic Spree-sized pundit pack and, my favorites, the poorly-dressed, marble-mouthed zombies at PBS.

Four hours! I'll be updating -- fuck, sometimes every few seconds. And with pics! And you can comment!

How can you afford to let yourself miss it?

In the words of Clarence Hilliard, "PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE take my hand!"

His myspace:

http://www.myspace.com/pattonoswalt

I remember hearing him go off on "hippies" during one of his routines, so I assumed he was of Dennis Miller persuasion.:shrug:

But no, he doesn't like hippies either. He's talking about the older hippies who have never let it go mostly, lol. He rips on Bush and Cheney and lately Palin, big-time.