New Game: HELP ME REDISTRIBUTE THE FREEPER'S WEALTH...

JeffreyWilliamson

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Thu Nov-06-08 05:44 PM
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New Game: HELP ME REDISTRIBUTE THE FREEPER'S WEALTH...

Okay, we know they read over here all day long. Let's help them understand what they can expect come January.

Please share your ideas on what you will buy when President Obama redistributes their wealth, (or their mom's) to you.

I'll go first:

1. Pay all my bills.
2. Donate to Planned Parenthood.
3. Buy liquor.

These are just a few things I'll do when I cash my check. Well, right after I put it in the bathtub and bathe in it!

Also, when they come for their guns, I'll take some of them, too.

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ddeclue

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Thu Nov-06-08 05:46 PM
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1. Take 500 million dollars in taxpayer subsidy away from Republican Michigan Billionaire Rich DeVos

Edited on Thu Nov-06-08 05:46 PM by ddeclue

being provided by Orange County FL and the City of Orlando to build a him a new basketball arena for his Orlando Magic being used to replace the existing 18 year old one and build new SCHOOLS with it!

Doug D.
Orlando, FL

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JeffreyWilliamson

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Thu Nov-06-08 05:47 PM
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2. That's not cool dude...

Public schools indoctrinate children. That wasn't nice for them to see.

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Demobrat

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Thu Nov-06-08 05:50 PM
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3. As soon as Obama's sworn in I'm going to quit my job

sign up for welfare and food stamps and let some Repuke support me for the rest of my life. Why should I work at some boring nine to five job, when I'm really an artist? That's for people too stupid to work the system.

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jwirr

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Thu Nov-06-08 06:00 PM
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4. Kick them out of that big house on the corner and me and about 200

other homeless people are going to move in.

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nxylas

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Thu Nov-06-08 06:03 PM
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5. Freepers don't have wealth

To quote a Tom Tomorrow cartoon, they "hope to become rich one day, and {they} don't want {their} hypothetical wealth to be punished with higher taxes".

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Orsino

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Thu Nov-06-08 06:39 PM
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6. It's not worth the trouble of trying to fence commemorative NASCAR plates. n/t

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sandnsea

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Thu Nov-06-08 06:42 PM
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7. Pay for my Jan 20th Vacation!

Just a 3 day trip. hehe.

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QueenOfCalifornia

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Thu Nov-06-08 06:43 PM
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8. Pay for all of

my abortions and borscht for all.

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ContinentalOp

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Thu Nov-06-08 06:44 PM
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9. Gee, all of the wealth that is coming from the freepers!?

Maybe I can buy a beer with that!

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