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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 12:18 PM
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In the 'Team of Rivals' spirit, suggest an appropriate Cabinet position for Palin


I'd put her on the bottom shelf. But seriously?
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 12:19 PM
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1. I think Interior Secretary can be ruled out.
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Chipper Chat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 12:24 PM
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2. How about underneath the bottom shelf.
You know, a nice 1950s-era metal cabinet that is rusty and where all the roaches and mice hide.
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 12:24 PM
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3. Secretary of Pole Dancing.
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 12:25 PM
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4. Secretary of Toothbrush-Commodes Relations.
I'm pretty sure she couldn't fuck that none up...
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smoogatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 12:26 PM
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5. Ambassador to Africa. n/t
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Hippo_Tron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 06:14 PM
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23. Hey, that was my idea
:evilgrin:
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hisownpetard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 01:03 PM
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6. Chairperson in charge of English as a Second Language.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 01:44 PM
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10. : )
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Renegade08 Donating Member (201 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 01:06 PM
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7. Ambassador to Siberia. A permanent assignment.
Since Russia is right next door, she could just commute from Wasilla. And charge per diem for dinners at home, too.
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TexasObserver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 01:31 PM
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8. Secretary of Contractions. Words and having kids.
don't cha know?
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maseman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 01:32 PM
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9. Ambassador to the South Sandwich Islands
Make sure to pull her passport after she lands there.
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MadBadger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 01:46 PM
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11. Assistant to the Regional Manager (Scranton Branch)
NOT Assistant Regional Manager...assistant TO THE regional Manager.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 02:43 PM
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12. Something in the Agriculture department
With all the bullshit she threw around during the campaign, she should be good at fertilizing the fields.
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Perky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 03:22 PM
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13. Secretary of Appointments
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JimGinPA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 04:11 PM
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14. Ambassador To Saks 5th Avenue





:evilgrin:





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genna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 04:14 PM
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15. Czar of racial polarizing. Secretary of Scapegoating. Head honcho for male health
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tpi10d Donating Member (291 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 04:56 PM
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16. Secret Shopper for Sax
You know the people who check that the salespeople have adequate spunk, displays are inviting, the clothing is arranged attractively on the racks, the restrooms are clean and there are no dust bunnies in the corners of the floor.
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 04:59 PM
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17. None.
A serious interpretation of "Team of Rivals" would exclude her. President Lincoln did not select people simply because they were competitors: he took those with very real talents, and who offered valuable contributions to the greater society.
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tabbycat31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 05:06 PM
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18. personal shopper
for the Obama family.

Seriously he owes her NOTHING. She does not deserve anything for all the shit she threw at him.
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dkofos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 05:23 PM
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19. Just keep her mouth waist high.
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Posteritatis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 05:28 PM
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20. Switchboard. (nt)
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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 05:30 PM
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21. Ambassador to
DEEZ NUTZ!
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Clio the Leo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-16-08 05:33 PM
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22. This inaccurately assumes she was his rival and she wasn't......
... she was no more than a gad fly, buzzing about his lovely head.
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