MUST READ: A 3rd-grader's bio on Dick Cheney!!!!

LynneSin

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Tue Jun-02-09 12:14 PM
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MUST READ: A 3rd-grader's bio on Dick Cheney!!!!

http://michaelwolffe.blogspot.com/2009/05/third-graders-biography-of-dick-cheney.html

A third-grader's biography of Dick Cheney
Dick Cheney was the 43rd president of the United States. The second George Bush needed a ruining mate, and Dick Cheney chose himself. When terrorists hijacked planes on 9/11, Dick Cheney tried to shoot one down. Then he invaded Iraq because it was a bad country with lots of oil. He liked to hurt people and fish. One time he shot his friend in the face, and the friend said he was sorry for getting in the way.

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scheming daemons

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Tue Jun-02-09 12:15 PM
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1. "he liked to hurt people and fish"

Why did he like to hurt fish!?!?!?!?!?

;-)

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LynneSin

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Tue Jun-02-09 12:17 PM
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2. He was Bush's ruining mate.

That bio made more sense than anything I've ever read at Free Republic

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tabatha

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Tue Jun-02-09 12:17 PM
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3. He caused a salmon crash for political reasons.

Edited on Tue Jun-02-09 12:19 PM by tabatha

On edit: if you click "fish" in the original article, it will take you to the story of Cheney and fish.

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Perky

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Tue Jun-02-09 12:19 PM
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5. Kind of begs the question doesn't it?

Edited on Tue Jun-02-09 12:19 PM by Perky

Can a fish be waterboarded?

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Pat Riot

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Tue Jun-02-09 12:25 PM
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8. air boarded nt

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Sequoia

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Tue Jun-02-09 12:23 PM
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7. The Klamath River with Salmon a few years back.

Edited on Tue Jun-02-09 12:25 PM by Sequoia

The big time corporate farmers whined about not having water so their man contacted Darth Vader who did some wheeling and dealing and got the river diverted. Something like that. Screwed up the fishermen and many fish died because of it.

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Cha

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Tue Jun-02-09 12:46 PM
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10. Because of

"all living things".

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Kerrytravelers

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Tue Jun-02-09 12:18 PM
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4. Dick Cheney was the 43rd president of the United States.

bwwwaaaahhhh... {{{deep breath}}}... bwwwwaaaahhh... :rofl: bwwwaaaahhhh... {{{deep breath}}}... bwwwwaaaahhh... from the mouths of babes.

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madeline_con

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Tue Jun-02-09 12:20 PM
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6. Great stuff, especially the end. (spoiler)

"... he kept America safe except for 9/11, and the soldiers killed in Iraq, and the friend he shot in the face."

:( :rofl:

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Sydnie

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Tue Jun-02-09 12:30 PM
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9. ruining mate

That was a happy spelling accident. :rofl:

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