Dick Cheney reminds me of that old country song...

How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away?

You call me up and tell me lies
to try to change my mind
but you're not the man i'm lookin' for
so stop wastin' all your time

Now that I let you go
I got one more thing to say
how can I miss you
if you won't go away?

You follow me around downtown
like a dog without a home
and I'd do almost anything
if you'd just leave me alone

It's not gonna make it better
if I see you every day ''cause
how can I miss you
if you won't go away?

Were you born an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an asshole tonight.

a goodie. :)

You’re mean and you’re evil
And you give me the creeps
I can’t believe you - and all your
friends, the freeps.

But still you keep on scaring me
And all your lies
Keep repeating all those
Alibis
Someday you pay for all
the worst you done
you and the imbecile
your ex-boss’s son.

Oh you growl and
grump and then you
show that frown.
You’re an ugly beast
You should’ve found
yourself in chains
with all your clowns.
We’ll put you down.

You’re the devil incarnate
You’re the anti Christ!
You tortured and you maimed
And you sacrificed
Our liberty, our decency
Man, this has a price
I’ll see you pay the cost
For all your bad advice.

Dick, big bad dick
dick, you make me sick
just to know
you're still alive
makes me want to
leave this tribe
and find a better
place to survive
Evil Dick
Big bad prick.

...guess I still have some unresolved issues from today!