Kerry does top 10 on Lettermann!!!!!!

Absolutely hysterical. The ones I remember.
10. No estate tax for families with at least 2 U.S. Presidents
6. AG John Ashcroft gets to write off entire U.S. Constitution
1. George Bush gets a tax break for mortgaging American's future.

IF THAT'S NOT KICKIN A I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!!

"Forget taxes, let Theresa pick up the whole damned thing."

Self-deprecating and loose.........enjoyed him immensely.

...In order to save time, your income tax refunds will be mailed directly to Haliburton.

10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.

9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.

8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.

7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.

6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.

5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.

4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.

3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.

2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."

1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future. <snip>

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/news/archive/2004/09/20/politics0031EDT0403.DTL

And just smacked Bush around. He didn't restrain himself. If he continues to do that, man, he's gonna win no doubt.