Just sent to me from my mom....lol

> One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.
> He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him,
> "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Set an
> honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and
> then fades away. The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the
> ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush
> calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
> "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from
> sight. The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He
> awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers,
> "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Help
> the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist.
> Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure
> moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush
> pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
> Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."

How many members of the Bush Administration are
> needed to replace a light bulb?
>
> The answer is SEVEN:
>
> (1) One to deny that a light bulb needs to be
> replaced.
>
> (2) One to attack and question the patriotism of
> anyone who asks questions about the light bulb.
>
> (3) One to blame the previous administration for
> the need of a new light bulb.
>
> (4) One to arrange the invasion of a country
> rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.
>
> (5) One to get together with Vice President Cheney
> and award a one million dollar no-bid contract to
> Halliburton Industries for supplying a light bulb.
>
> (6) One to arrange a photo-op session showing the
> President changing the light bulb while dressed in a
> flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.
>
> (7) And finally, one to explain the difference
> between screwing a light bulb and screwing the
> country.