Hmmmm. Hawaii is the 50th state. President Obama is 48 today. Fifty minus forty-eight equals two. This obviously indicates that President Obama is two-faced and leads us to the inevitable conclusion that the President has covered up his Kenyan birth, is not a citizen of the United States, and is therefore unfit for office.
Hmmmm.
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/08/president-obama-serenades-helen-thomas-on-their-birthday.html President Obama and veteran reporter Helen Thomas share the same birthday. The President serenaded Helen Thomas and served her cupcakes to commemorate the day. Everyone knows that cupcakes are death-dealing artery-cloggers and that eighty-nine year olds are extremely susceptible to shock. We cannot but surmise that President Obama is trying to murder Helen Thomas by force-feeding her trans fats and shocking her by breaking out into Presidential song. Clearly our President is a homicidal maniac and is therefore unfit for office.
Hmmmm. President Obama was born in the eighth month on the fourth day. Eight plus four equals twelve. Twelve backwards is twenty-one. In Revelation, Chapter 21, verse 8 (the eighth month) it is written: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. Line 4 (the fourth day) of this verse contains the phrase "idolaters, and all liars." The Bible is the incontrovertible Word of God. There can be no doubt that God wants us to know that President Obama is an idolater and a liar and is therefore unfit for office.
In the face of all the mounting evidence, it is our duty as citizens of these United States of America to: 1) throw off the chains of deceit and the shackles of perfidy and rid ourselves of The Tyrant Obama by impeachment in the House of Representatives to be followed directly by trial and conviction in the Senate; and, 2) to ensure that, at this time of national crisis, Chief Justice John Glover Roberts, Jr. of the Supreme Court of the United States of America appoints, as President and Vice-President, the legitimate heirs to the George W. Bush presidency:
Rush Hudson Limbaugh III (President) and Lou Dobbs (Vice-President).
To this end, I am preparing a pamphlet, entitled "Non Sense," to be circulated among the populace.