Corporate Media = Jerry Springer Show

The similarities are obvious,
But so are the differences...
The town halls aren't about some baby's daddy,
They are about our life and health!
Like Jerry Springer who exploits those who come to be on the show,
the media is not reporting on the issues, just on the screamers.

showed a chart of how our exploding health costs would strangle the economy and increase deficits while discussing this issue. Instead its Chuck Todd interviewing angry uninformed folks.

and what it promotes is the worse of America.

It's a shame, but for the most part,
that's how I see them.

Apparently the midwest and South.

Just the other day.

more people should watch the show and learn the truth

some of the truths:

the poor can't afford dentists
the uneducated think having sex/marriage with first cousins is OK
men are getting breasts from the man made hormones in meat/etc.
uneducated women are having babies for uneducated reasons in epidemic proportions.
uneducated women are stripping/whoring as the only way they have to earn money to support their children.

the list goes on. watch and learn.

Springer is doing us a favor by showing real life in america.

he deserves an award.

I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something-something I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em all around

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
Comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam
In her eye
It's interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a
Running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry

You don't really need to find out what's going on
You don't really want to know just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing
When it's said and done we haven't told you a thing
We all know that crap is king
Give us dirty laundry!

audience, 6 brain cells and 5 teeth between them.