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meow mix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-14-09 01:10 PM
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so when do i get my free mandatory sex-change?
just wonderin..
or just a little coverage for some basic care.

something this system has failed to make accessible to me my entire life; (years of hard labor with no vacations possible)
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-14-09 01:46 PM
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1. How many will we be allowed, or mandated to have?
That is, how often can we (or will we have to) switch?

;-)
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-14-09 01:48 PM
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2. Can I opt for just a single breast implant? That way I can go either way in my sleep

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branders seine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-14-09 04:34 PM
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3. you have to get a free abortion first.
I think. It's complicated, but I think that's what one of the bills says.
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Kber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-14-09 09:13 PM
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4. Depends on whether you are going to get your manditory abortion before or after
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TheKentuckian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-15-09 06:32 PM
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5. Ahh...going for the pubic option are ya? I'm sure your turn in the lottery will pop any moment (nt)
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angrychair Donating Member (71 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-15-09 07:08 PM
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6. Hmmmm....
I think I'll get the mandatory sex change, get drunk and knocked up and then get one of those free on-demand abortions and then, just cause the first abortion was so fun, get knocked up again and get another free on-demand abortion and while I'm there getting my free on-demand abortion I'll tell the government official doing my abortion that he needs to get my grandma to a death panel because she is starting to forget things lately...ohhhh....what a beautiful socialist nazi fascist paradise it will be in service to our Kenyan overlord.
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