New pinko plots by Comminist President Obama exposed! Save yourselves!

He's going to make Kwanzaa a paid federal holiday.

He's going to tax donations to Christian Churches and contributions to Christian-influenced charities, so that he can pay for sex-change operations and abortions in his health plan.

He's going propose a special tax cut for black people to make partial restitution for slavery.

He's going to levy a 35% luxury tax on Viagra and other drugs that can give you a stiff neck.

The Department of Education will be provided free condoms for distribution to all elementary and high school school students. Students will participate in “hands on” class instructions on the proper use of condoms.

The Department will set up public school condom distribution/housing centers. These centers will provide free condoms along with free public housing for shiftless people who don’t want to work for peanuts (even salted ones!). The housing units will be called condominiums.. To make the centers easily spotted, the Department will inflate a huge balloon with helium, in the shape of a condom, and fly it in on top of the condominiums .... above the American flag.

Obama will propose a constitution amendment requiring that his image replace all other images on currency and replace the wording "In God we trust" with "In Obama we believe."

He supports selling marijuana in school vending machines inside school cafeterias.

He's working on a plan to sell Alaska back to Russia at a big profit to help reduce the national debt and to get rid of that newcents, Sarah Palin.

He's planning to repeal the Defense of Marriage Act and replace it with the Anything Goes Marriage Act, which legalizes polygamy, bestiality, incest and will encourage race mixing.

He’s going to issue an executive order requiring fast food burger joints replace the "beef" in their burgers with tofu as part of his scheme for a healthier America.

His environmental plan will make Nascar racng illegal because the cars are not fuel-efficient and produce too many emissions.

He will admit he’s a marxist-lennonist claiming the Marx brothers and John made geat comminist contributions to comedy and music in America.

In direct violation of the Constitution and the Ten Commandments, Obama will try to ban assault rifles and singing in churches.

His health care plan would pay for breast reduction, but not breast augmentation or penis enlargement.

Obama wants to legalize cross-dressing in the military.

Obama will try to impose the Satanically inspired metric system and the abrogation of our Biblically based English weights and measures. Once the metric system is imposed, mandatory wife swapping and Bible dancing will soon follow. Or it could be mandatory Bible swapping and wife dancing.

We all know that Obama the Illegal Alien Muslim Marxist Anti-Christ Totalitarian "President" is going to call for all white women to be placed in bondage to black men. This is well documented in President Obama’s secret book called "The Afro-Centric Sexual Free for All".

Obama wants to open up trade and normalize relations with Raul Castro so that gobs of Cubans can migrate to Florida and make it a solid Democrat victory in future elections.

Since one of the contributors to higher health costs is a limited number of physicians, HR 3200 addresses this by forming a partnership between Acorn and the Gay and Lesbian Medical Association to train nurse practitioners to perform late term abortions.

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If you have any more information on President Obama's lefty plots against America, please post them here. And don't use any of those fourin languages .... we speak Merican here!

Talk about race mixing!

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In exchange for her services as the new official White House photographer.

as definitive proof of the hidden Obama agenda. :-D

We could probably out-bid Russia.

which will separate the GOP from the rest of the country. Series.

sex partner.

Wait .... let me take that back!

I've never worn lipstick .... or a bra!

I'm a macho manly man, not a girly man.

....I put on lipstick and a bra and you look just fine.

Next I'm going to see what you look like in a gimp mask and adult diapers!!!!!!!

Obama will offer it to all white men as a way to make up for putting all the white women into bondage to black men. Of coarse with mandatory sex changes it won't be so bad. You'll still be marrying a women, you'll just be a women now too. :evilgrin:

We can all learn the new proper greeting for our Kenyan Overlord "All Hail our great Socialist Nazi Fascist Kenyan overlord! Praise his name! Bow at his feet! Long live his great and wonderful black power!

You will also have to give up whatever your religion is (even if you don't believe in anything) and become a muslin...even all you clothes will have to be muslin.



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bad enough, but add to that the cost of a tux rental or those hideous bridesmaid dresses that they'll never wear again.
The government is going too far.