Midnight. Obama retires to bed, pondering the surprise turn of events surrounding his Nobel Prize

knowing that no kind of fucker left or right can take it away from him

sleep tight, mr. president.

Cant say that miss Sasha doesn't have her priorities straight.

That means there's gonna be a party!! Woohoo!!

Has a kind of a nice ring to it.

I can't help thinking that deep down, some of these haters are beginning to have a few little doubts creeping in...like, "how is it that he ever got that huge award? What if the people I've been listening to aren't really telling it like it is?"

Some of the more honest ones have got to think about it once in a while. The evidence is growing that their side is full of crazy irrationality. The more they march with their ridiculous signs, and the more Vicks Vaporub Glenn Beck smears under his eyes... now this is one more bit of evidence that says that maybe, just maybe--Obama's not as bad as they're sayin'. Maybe he's an honest, good guy doing his best.


...okay, maybe just one in a hundred. But still...