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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 08:50 PM
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REMINDER: Mark your calendars for Secret Liberal Meeting To Turn America Into a Communist Country
Edited on Mon Oct-12-09 08:52 PM by zulchzulu
I'm sure everyone has marked their calendars for the next meeting in the usual secret location that we always meet for. I just wanted to let people know that there have been some changes in the event schedule.

We're moving the schedule around so it will go as follows:

Secret Liberal Society Convention 2010

7:30 AM-8:30 AM         Secret Liberal Society Registration & Breakfast                          Karl Marx Café

8:30 AM-10:00 AM        Turning America Into A Socialist, Nazi, Communist, Fascist State         Roman Polanski Hall

10:00 AM-10:30 AM       Pot Break with Option to Participate in Frantic Orgy                     Air America Sex Chamber

10:30 AM-Noon           How We Indocrinate Children with the Gay Agenda and Communism            Olbermann Hall

12:00 PM-2:00 PM        How Acorn Has Helped Cheat in Elections and Will Help in 2010 Census     Roman Polanski Hall  

2:00 PM-2:30 PM         Heroin Break with Option to Participate in Kama Sutra Seminar            Air America Sex Chamber

2:30 PM-5:00 PM         Brainwashing Techniques to Make America Under Barack Obama's Spell       Roman Polanski Hall

5:00 PM-Midnight        Indocrinate America:  Secret Handshakes, Blogtalk, Abortion Party Tips   Air America Sex Chamber



I hope that the agenda fits what we have been accused of by the right wing. They apparently have someone within our Secret Society who has been reporting back to them.

Any other tips or event recommendations are certainly welcome.





:sarcasm:
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 08:55 PM
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1. So whats on the menu?
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 09:13 PM
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8. Good question! Glad you asked!
Of course, we are only eating uncooked food... namely just raw vegetables and fruit since we are all secret militant vegans that eat and smoke organic drugs during all waking moments.

So, here's the menu for all courses:

Sustenance:
Free Range Organic Broccali on a Bed of Arugula
Hemp & Magic Mushroom Smoothie
Infant Coconut Water Goulash with Sage
Banana Pancakes with Hashish Chunks
Apple Avocado Yoghurt with Afghan Poppy Seeds
Raw Kohlrabis French Fries in Hemp Seed Oil

Libation:
Organic Seaweed Vodka
Organic Guacamole Whisky
Wavy Gravy Homemade Tie-Die Ale

Altered Entertainment:
Rolled Hemp Sticks
Princeton Black Tar Heroin

People can bring meat, but will have to eat in the Evil Room.
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 09:43 PM
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15. Ha! K&R.....you're a riot!
but I swear this is not too far off the Freeper perception of an evil lib-rul, LOL!
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 11:09 PM
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31. One has to keep up their strength to ward off them Freeps.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-13-09 04:25 AM
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39. Do we have to bring our own brie and cappuchino?
And where do we park our Volvos?
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-13-09 04:46 AM
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42. Well, I'm not showing up if you don't have aborted baby backs.
I mean... On an occasion such as this! I never!
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 08:58 PM
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2. Open bar? nt
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 09:19 PM
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11. As open as open sex is! n/t
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SIMPLYB1980 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 09:00 PM
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3. Polanski!!!!!!
k&r
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Staph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 09:05 PM
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4. Can they extend registration until 9:00?
I can't get there so early -- I am scheduled to convert some elementary school students into godless Communist lesbians. (The little boys, too!)

:evilgrin:
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Merlot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 09:10 PM
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7. Seriously, what good liberal rolls out of bed before 10 am?
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 09:15 PM
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9. If you bring your Proof of Indocrination sheets, you can just come before 10AM
Please let us know where you are indocrinating people so that we can follow up with The Agenda.

:hello:
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vaberella Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 09:06 PM
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5. Who do I contact to find out if I'm on the list...I hadn't gotten the news. n/t
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 09:07 PM
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6. Can't make it -there's a conflict with my "War on Christmas" planning session
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 09:18 PM
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10. Damn! Thanks for reminding me! The War on Christmas Festival this year looks pretty cool!
I still have to do the finishing touches on the video game I'm working on "Burn Down The Nativity Scene: The Death Manger"...
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SIMPLYB1980 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 09:27 PM
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12. Check it! Christmas Crusades.
http://flashgamesite.com/play2012game.html
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 10:20 PM
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23. I'm working on a children's TV special: "The Year Without A Jesus Christ"
Heat Meiser will have the voice of Richard Dawkins and Cold Meiser will have the voice of Sam Harris.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-13-09 04:30 AM
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40. Is that part of the "Evils of Laissez-Faire Building Codes" workshop?
And how will the demonstration be zero-carbon-emmisions?
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 09:44 PM
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16. Oh man, is it that time again? Seems like I was just warring on Christmas
just a couple of months ago. How time flies.
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 09:28 PM
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13. ... .-.. .- -.-- / - .... . / --. --- .- -
.--. .-. --- .--- . -.-. - / -..- / .. ... / -. . .- .-. .-.. -.-- / -.-. --- -- .--. .-.. . - .
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 10:39 PM
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26. No. That's next... whoops!
/ -..- / .. ... / -. . .- .-. .-.. -. / -..- / .. ... / !
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 09:31 PM
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14. Dress: Pajamas.
As usual for us liberal lefty blogger types...

:P
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CAG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 09:44 PM
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17. Can I just ask the government to pay my registration for me?
Is the "Destroying wholesome american families thru the spread of witchcraft and heavy metal" caucus going to have another wine and cheese?
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Honeycombe8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 09:57 PM
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18. Communist? I thought we were working towards socialism! My bad! nt
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SIMPLYB1980 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 10:01 PM
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19. Socialism is next month.
All part of project X, but I've said to much.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 10:04 PM
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20. Don't forget our plan to also turn everybody Muslim (but, Atheist-Muslim, of course)
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SIMPLYB1980 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 10:05 PM
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21. So much to do,
so little time.
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 10:45 PM
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27. Good idea on making sure people equate being Muslim is like being an Atheist...
... since I am a Muslim Zoroastrian Atheist Telecasterian... I... understand...
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-13-09 12:24 AM
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34. As long as we don't have these Fox News posters around...
...like this one...
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 10:18 PM
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22. Looks like fun, fun, fun. Sign me up.
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Pool Hall Ace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 10:30 PM
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24. Abortion Party? Is that a new political party or
will there by tasty snacks to sample?
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 10:38 PM
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25. Bring your Hibachi, baby! n/t
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mkultra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 10:47 PM
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28. Frantic orgy eh?
Edited on Mon Oct-12-09 10:48 PM by mkultra
I hope Paris Hilton is there. I heard she can shake a 12 ounce beer can in each hand for 10 hours straight.
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Engineer4Obama Donating Member (610 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 11:03 PM
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29. Opperation Red October got it
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SIMPLYB1980 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-12-09 11:06 PM
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30. Got to think bigger!
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Jim Lane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-13-09 12:13 AM
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32. Can't make it. I'll be in Kenya helping to destroy incriminating records.
Does that count as an excused absence?
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-13-09 12:18 AM
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33. Good work, comrade!
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-13-09 04:31 AM
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41. It's snowing here in Minnesota, so I volunteer to go to Hawaii and plant exculpatory records
:woohoo:
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-13-09 08:51 AM
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43. Comrade! Good work for The Cause! n/t
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BlueMTexpat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-13-09 01:10 AM
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35. I wonder how long it will take for a link to this thread to be posted
on various RW sites as PROOF.
Faux News has used less.

:yourock:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-13-09 01:42 AM
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36. The orgy's going to be the frantic kind, huh? Damn. That always gives me a rash.
Edited on Tue Oct-13-09 01:42 AM by Critters2
I prefer the laid back, calm kind. But, if you only give it a half hour slot, I guess it has to be frantic. Oh, well. I'll just use the break to read some Chomsky.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-13-09 01:52 AM
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37. Great! Don't forget the Satan Worship Festival this Halloween -
Coming soon!
I can smell the sulpher already!


mark
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lamp_shade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-13-09 02:58 AM
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38. Calendar marked as noted. Thanks for this update. n/t
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