George W. Clueless: He has no idea how our legislative process works!

George W. has one canned statement regarding Senator John Kerry's 20 years in the US Senate: "My opponent has had thousands of votes, but very few signature achievements."

That little gem of a sound byte was obviously penned by someone who knows legislative jargon, and George W. delivers the line as if he knows what it means, when in fact, he probably has no idea whatsoever how any legislative body works.

George W. has never participated in the legislative process on any level, except as an outside observer rubber stamping his minions' machinations.

George W. doesn't read; therefore, we can safely assume that his interests don't include late nights worrying about cloture, motions to recommit, or the possible ramifications of the sequestration process.

Remember George W.'s Sovereignty Shenanigans?

Between now and November 2nd, I'm sure that George W. will rattle off new and improved canned statements about Senator Kerry's US Senate record. He will accuse John Kerry of voting numerous times to raise your taxes, hoping you are just as clueless about our legislative process as he is.

Could George W. survive one day on the floor of the US Senate?

Hell, no!

Will George W. spend the final weeks of this presidential campaign smirking, sneering, and mocking Senator John Kerry's US Senate career?

Bet on it!

Will ignorant Americans applaud?

Of course!

After all, George W. has memorized the words "signature achievements."