How many Bush administration members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Many of you have probably already seen this, but here goes again:

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?

1. One to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed.

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
changing
the light bulb or for darkness.

5. One to give a billion dollar, no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb.

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: "Lightbulb Change Accomplished."

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark.

8. One to viciously smear #7.

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.

10. Finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

and tell you it's working just fine, peon.

Very funny stuff; thanks for the thread.

A: However many Katherine Harris says it takes.

or, if you prefer...

A: Go fuck yourself

n't

One to argue that the light-bulb industry should receive huge tax cuts and be exempted from liability lawsuits.