What to watch on Election day

I am speaking about television (or maybe the internet?)
The logical choice does not appeal to me election night.
The Daily Show-the only REAL news show out there. (scary, but true.)

But will they be as quick with the returns and projected winners as our so-called "regular media"?

I think- WAIT----make that I KNOW--- Kerry will win in a landslide and I want to information as quick as possible!
Could it be that for one night this year I should watch... (ugh)........ ....FOX?!

If "the fix is in" or if they try any tricks this time, Faux will have it first because they are an extension of the White House.
Remember in 2000 when everyone except Faux CORRECTLY called Florida for Gore?..... they said "no way" and called it for chimpy.

What are you going to do? I really would appreciate some suggestions.
Thanks in advance!
-Glenn form Long Island*

And one more thing.
WHY ISN'T ELECTION DAY A HOLIDAY?!

*for Mr Pitt's great "getting to know you" post

B.B. King records, whiskey and a gun (for self-infliction, of course)?