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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 11:05 AM
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Poll question: Kerry One-Liners that will make Chimpy wobble and go in the ditch
Edited on Thu Sep-30-04 11:10 AM by zulchzulu
Kerry will use one-liners to put Chimpy in a fantasy land of spin that will make him weave and wobble and run into a ditch with a brand new Bushism. Which ones will he use?
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 11:08 AM
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1. we have to call him on the carpet about the war
it is the single most costly and damaging thing we have done. It's only after Kerry completely differentiates himself from Bush on this topic that we stand a remote chance of getting multinational support for managing ourselves back out of Iraq.

Plus, we really DO need to divide the one issue voters with this statement.
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Connie_Corleone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 11:08 AM
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2. "Mr. Bush is still living in a fantasy world."
extra line only if one has seen the matrix:

"Bush chose the blue pill while the rest of us chose reality, took the red pill and woke up."
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mopinko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 11:09 AM
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3.  agree that there will be some good oneliners
Edited on Thu Sep-30-04 11:09 AM by mopinko
he is practicing them on the stump. i think they will make * crumble.
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 11:12 AM
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4. George "dubious" Bush's pResidency
is a living testimonial to the fact that compassion is a quality to which frugality (conservativism) can never apply.
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 11:25 AM
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5. "Really? Well, just what war did Mr. Bush serve in?"
calling bush a pussy on national tv would drive bush to respond in anger and that is all kerry needs to do.
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