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sherilocks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 03:33 PM
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Crossfire: Tucker Carlson looks like someone glued his hair
to his head or gave him an overdose of hair gunk.
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 03:40 PM
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He's looking much the worse
for wear lately.

Maybe his head is going to explode...can I have the big pieces?
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sherilocks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 03:43 PM
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2. Maybe there's no bathtub in their RV eom
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 03:48 PM
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6. You can have the bow tie, too.
If somebody hasn't already stuffed it up his butt.
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indigobusiness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 03:40 PM
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1. There's something about Mary
about Tucker.
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 03:44 PM
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3. LOL!
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sherilocks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 03:46 PM
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4. who is the nameless repub flunkie
making excuses for Cheney?
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Ksec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 03:46 PM
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5. Thats his brains leaking out.
Theres hardly any left...
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Ksec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 03:48 PM
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7. Carlson has become wild eyed and shrill
Hes burnt from trying to pretend his side is anything but a complete failure
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sherilocks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 03:52 PM
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8. Seriously, Tucker does look like
he's about to have a breakdown. Do you think you implode when Kerry wins?
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 03:55 PM
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10. It's gonna be fun to watch.
Heads exploding all over those TV studios. The most fun explosions will be over at Faux News -- Hannity's head will make a huge splatter.
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PurityOfEssence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 03:53 PM
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9. Dems must answer the Kerry vote against the first Gulf War
Edited on Wed Oct-06-04 03:55 PM by PurityOfEssence
He voted against IMMEDIATE ACTION, because he felt that we should negotiate before getting all Republican and smashing everything forthwith. Kerry wanted to use statesmanship rather than instant knee-jerk destruction.

Edwards missed that last night: the instant the Gulf War vote comes up, it has to be parried. The instant. This can't be allowed to continue.

The idiot Republican just sneered how Kerry should have been at more meetings for the Intelligence Committee, when he hasn't been part of it for years. Begala missed that one.

I must say, though, that Begala has been pretty nimble of late, and much as he annoys the snot out of me, he deserves some praise.
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sherilocks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 04:02 PM
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12. Begala still misses a lot
that he should pounce on. I e-mail him everytime and let him know.

He used to let them tromp all over Al Gore and Howard Dean. That really annoyed the "snot out of me."
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 03:58 PM
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11. OMG!
The swiftliars are getting sooo desperate. I just saw one with two widows of swiftvets bashing Kerry.
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sherilocks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 04:03 PM
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13. That's the worst (dull)
political ad I've seen this year.
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sofa king Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 04:05 PM
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14. If the rumors I hear about Tucker are true, that's not hair gunk.
It's "Something About Mary"-style mousse.
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 04:10 PM
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16. some people say that the rumors are TRUE!
What are they?? Just testing to see if they're the same as my rumors!

ROFLMAO..
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LizW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-04 04:09 PM
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15. The Tuckerometer
A device for measuring the desperation of the Republican presidential candidate. Emits shrieking noise when Republican campaign is in trouble. The higher and more shrill the noise, the more desperate the campaign.
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