Halliburtan employee to bite bullet for debate mistake

The Halliburtan employee charged with programming the Dick Cheyney Robot for last night's debate has incurred the wrath of his superiors.
"Not only has our programmer not been able to override the glitch that has "Mr. Cheyney" keep insisting Saddam Hussein represented an immediate threat to the security of the United States, but now the program won't even allow "Mr. Cheyney", who is supposed to be the Presiding Officer of the, Senate to remember the Senators he's met.
We at Halliburton apologize to our loyal servants in the Republican Party, and assure all concerned that our programmer's next assignment will be driving a truck (without a whole lot of strategical support) in Iraq."