Bush Campaign ad for black women to be paid to cheer at GOP events

Ad for Bush Events

Black women to help out America

Work at the Bush Event coming in your area! We have several opportunities left and need about 15 more people. We also have many events yet to fill for the weeks up to Election Day.

We are currently looking for attractive promotional type black women. You must be the age of 21 to 30 years old, with an outgoing personality and self-confidence. A professional attitiude is required. Sales experience and / or acting (performance) ability is a plus or, the desire to learn these skills.

You will scream for whoever we tell you to. A Loyalty Oath will need to be signed as well as proof you work for the Bush Campaign on a volunteer basis. You will be videotaped during the event as well as have to take a drug test. You also need your own transportation to and from the event. Pro Life Christians preferred.

Send your credentials and figure measurements to:
brit_hume@foxnews.com

to have a medical exam to prove virginity.

it's not enough that they have pay black entertainers a mint of money to perform at their convention, they have to advertise for "attractive" black women to show up to their campaign rallies? I honestly thought this was satire when I first read it, but upon reflection, I think it could be a serious ad.

A lot of truth comes from humor. When I saw the story about black women screaming for Cheney at some event, the thought immediately crossed my mind.

Karl Rove calls Manpower looking for temps to whore for Chimpy.