The toothbrush was invented in Tuscaloosa

liberaltrucker

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Sun Sep-11-05 02:16 AM
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The toothbrush was invented in Tuscaloosa

If it were invented in Auburn, it'd be a TEETHbrush. I know, old joke:evilgrin:

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Oeditpus Rex

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Sun Sep-11-05 02:43 AM
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1. 'While shooting elephants in Africa

I found the tusks very difficult to remove. But in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa."

~Groucho Marx, "Animal Crackers"

:rofl:

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Syrinx

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Mon Sep-12-05 03:24 AM
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4. I think it actually goes like this...

Edited on Mon Sep-12-05 03:25 AM by Syrinx

As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.

And the Marx Brothers did a show once in Tuscaloosa. I wonder if they ever performed on the Plains? :shrug:

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ThePhilosopher04

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Sun Sep-11-05 03:45 AM
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2. You would think if the toothbrush was indeed invented there...

they would have figured out how to use one by now.

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Syrinx

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Mon Sep-12-05 03:17 AM
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3. umm, liberaltrucker...

Aren't you based in T-Town?

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liberaltrucker

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Thu Sep-15-05 10:27 PM
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5. Yeah

Live just off Hwy 69 south of I-59. Talk about being in a minority. Plus LTspouse is a Bama fan:hide:

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Syrinx

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Fri Sep-16-05 02:33 AM
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6. sounds like we live in the same neck of the woods

If you have HDTV, I'm there for the Iron Bowl party. ;)

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liberaltrucker

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Tue Sep-20-05 11:56 PM
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7. Sorry, no HDTV

:wtf: you think truckers are made of $?:rofl:

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Syrinx

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Sun Sep-25-05 02:44 AM
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8. well, yeah!

Before gas went up to thirty dollars a gallon, or something... I went to UA, not too good with ciphering. ;)

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