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Mr. Q: Is it true that the faculty at the University of Iowa didn’t think Jim Leach was qualified enough to be considered for the presidency at the University of Iowa?
Mr. A: Yes.
Mr. Q: So what is Leach doing now?
Mr. A: Former Congressman Leach, who has an undergraduate degree from Princeton and a master’s degree from Johns Hopkins University, and who studied at the London School of Economics, and who was elected to Congress 15 times, and who ran a successful business, and who served as a director of the Federal Reserve Board, and who was a foreign-service officer, just completed a year as interim director of the Institute of Politics at the John F. Kennedy School of Government at Harvard University and now is returning to the faculty at Princeton.
Mr. Q: And he wasn’t qualified to be considered at Iowa?
Mr. A: That’s what faculty members of the Search Committee believed.