REMINDER **** Gay marriage starts in Iowa Monday *** REMINDER
Watch for failing hetero marriage crumbling by the roadside. Try to stave off new feelings of lust for members of your own sex. Avoid exploding heads near churches and state capitols.
The lovely couple next door to me has just celebrated their Fiftieth Wedding Anniversary, and on Monday this doting Grandma-Grandpa pair-bond will no doubt be riven asunder by the selfishness of teh gays. *sigh*
Are recruiting people to hand out flowers to couples applying for marriage licenses on Monday. I think this is just a lovely idea. Unless of course the earth opens up and swallows the whole state. Or, frogs start raining from the sky.
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