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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 12:49 AM
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Another good meetup.
Scratchtasia, proud2Blib and her other son, Mabus and her husband, Admiral Loinpresser and their pet friend Rex and Patrice attended. Needless to say, we managed between us to solve every dilemma confronting humanity, and then immediately forget what we were saying.
And as far as I know, Mabus didn't pee herself. At least not in the restaurant.
Pictures tomorrow.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 01:31 AM
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1. Those Depends are working well for her
Hey Mabus says we can burn some freepers at Rex's bonfire. Should we roast the marshmallows before or after the freepers?
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 01:33 AM
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2. Roast marshmallows fitst.
Otherwise you get a really nasty aftertaste.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 12:06 PM
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3. How about this compromise?
We can use the freepers for kindling to start the fire. Since the bonfire is near Lawrence there probably aren't enough freepers to get a really good fire going. We'll use them to start the fire and then throw on some huge logs to get a real fire going. That way they will "burn off" way before we get the marshmallows and hot dogs out.
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 02:06 PM
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8. As long as they don't make a stench.
Add a little napalm to get it going good.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 02:31 PM
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10. I think their greasy hair and slimy bodies
will be enough to ignite the fire.
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 03:48 PM
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12. Smoky.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 09:34 PM
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13. Think of them as mesquite chips.
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 10:23 PM
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18. Not for my brisket!
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 12:15 PM
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21. Picky, picky, picky
Okay, I'll try to get Rex to set-up a bonfire (down wind) for roasting freepers. That way it won't contaminate food.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 10:16 PM
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15. Sounds like a plan
and a bumper sticker:

FREEPERS Make Great Kindling
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 09:08 PM
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27. or FREEPERS = Soylent Green
My only fear would be that after a few years of using freepers as Soylent Green people would begin to develop Mad Condi Disease.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 09:18 PM
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29. LOL
Mabus you are too clever.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 12:11 PM
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4. Revisiting Kelly Ripa
I think I figured out the Kelly Ripa "situation". It comes down to perception. For example, here's the image of Kelly Ripa that comes to the minds of most people.






Here's the Kelly Ripa that Rex sees:



I hope this helps clear up Rex's fascination with her.
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 02:05 PM
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7. The first image never came into my mind.
The second one is a little grainy. Can you find a better copy? Strictly for research purposes, of course.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 02:23 PM
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9. To quote Son Number One
(of proud's brood) "God says, 'NO.'"
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 03:48 PM
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11. I can't hear him.
He doesn't exist.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 09:35 PM
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14. That's not the issue
The answer remains the same, "no". If you want a less grainy photo then use your photoshopping wizardry. :P
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 10:22 PM
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17. Nah.
It'll end up blurry instead of grainy. Garbage in, Garbage out.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 12:12 PM
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20. Then look at it late night
:beer: after a few Guinnesses, when everything looks blurry!
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 02:22 PM
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22. Hmmm.
That's actually when things become clear to me. I have the most incredible insights that way.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 02:23 PM
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23. Yes, but do you remember them the next day?
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 03:09 PM
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24. No.
But it means I can have it again, and still feel brilliant.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 04:07 PM
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25. Like "Men in Black"
Doing it again for the first time. I like that.
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 04:32 PM
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26. Or like "Groundhog Day."
Doing it over and over again.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 09:09 PM
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28. Speaking of which
haven't we had this conversation? And how did you know who my high school English teacher was?
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 09:47 PM
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32. How the hell am I supposed to know?
Who was your teacher again?
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 09:49 PM
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33. If you're not the one reliving Wednesday
and it isn't me, then who is it?
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 10:04 PM
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34. Oh shit.
We're stuck in someone else's deja vu? All over again?
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 11:57 PM
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35. Sucks doesn't it
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 12:54 AM
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36. Not if you turn it into a religion
and make a ton of money from it.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 01:24 AM
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37. That would take initiative
and, as I understand it, I would also be required to wake-up early at least one weekend day early. That ain't going to happen any time soon.
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 01:32 AM
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38. All good points.
But that's why video exists. Except for the initiative part. Let's twist one and think about it.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 01:38 AM
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39. Okay
Edited on Sat Jan-21-06 01:39 AM by Mabus
:beer:

Do I need to play catch-up?

P.S. You know what a light weight I am.
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 01:40 AM
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40. I think so.
I have whiskey.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 01:58 AM
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41. Damn, I could use some right about now
Oh well, I checked the fridge, looks like the beer fairy forget to make her rounds today. I guess I'll drink my Pepsi and pretend.
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 09:50 AM
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43. Stupid beer fairy.
Edited on Sat Jan-21-06 10:09 AM by evlbstrd
Right now, I'm waiting on the coffee fairy.

edit to change beef to beer. It's a miracle!
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 01:29 PM
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5. Ahh, and how is Admiral Loinpresser these days?
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 02:02 PM
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6. He's taking a combat nap right now
but he's doing well. Thank you for asking.

He got up early and ran some errands. I had a follow-up doctor visit this morning. I got home a few minutes before he did and saw the OBL "breaking news". When he walked in the door, I looked at him and I told him "Osama's back". He rolled his eyes and said he was going to do what the pResident would do in a situation like this - he went to an undisclosed location and took a nap.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-19-06 10:18 PM
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16. Did he clear some brush too?
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 12:07 PM
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19. No, but he did choke on a pretzel last night.
Okay, maybe he didn't.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 09:19 PM
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30. Nah he was working on that Osama video
Had to get that English to Arabic translation just right.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 09:27 PM
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31. The Admiral does know some Farsi
Most of what he does know he picked up from some Iranian room mates back in the 70's. Unfortunately most of what he can say is impolite in mixed company. And you know me, I don't use that kind of language. :eyes:
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 07:26 AM
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42. LOL
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