Emasculated.

Vilsack has dropped.

It must be hard to make it in life with "sack" at the end of your name. Well, maybe the DLC will take him back.

Vilsack is his adopted name. He went from orphan to Governor.

for the candidates.

But maybe it will be bad enough to force change.

Draft Al Gore!

but then I'm kind of radical like that. I'd prefer that we have some form of "clean elections" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clean_Elections) to cut down on corporate sponsored candidates.

:evilgrin:

If you haven't seen Kelis' "Milkshake" video, you might want to watch it while sing along with the lyrics below. Edited to add link to Kelis' Milkshake video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=3nBCXuIRbms

(with apologies to Kelis and to be clear it is "pols" as in politicos, not a misspelling of "polls".

My vilsack brings all the pols to the yard,
and I'm like,
better than yours,
damn right I'm better than yours,
I could reach you,
but I'd have to surge!

My vilsack brings all the pols to the yard,
and I'm like,
I'm better than yours,
damn right I'm better than yours,
I could reach you,
but I'd have to surge!

I know you want it,
the thing that makes me,
what the pols go crazy for,
they'd lose their minds,
the way I'd climb,
I think it's time,

lala-lalala,
turn it up,
lala-lalala,
the pols are waiting,
lala-lalala
turn it up,
lala-lalala,
the pols are waiting,

My vilsack brings all the pols to the yard,
and they're like,
I’m better than yours,
damn right I’m better than yours,
I can reach you,
but I'd have to surge!

My vilsack brings all the pols to the yard,
and they're like,
I'm better than yours,
damn right it's better than yours,
I could reach you,
but I have to surge!

I can see you're on it,
You want me to reach for free,
techniques that freaks these pols,
it can't be sought,
just know voters get caught,
watch if you're smart

lala-lalala,
turn it up,
lala-lalala,
the pols are waiting,
lala-lalala
turn it up,
lala-lalala,
the pols are waiting,

My vilsack brings all the pols to the yard,
and they're like,
I'm better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
I could reach you,
but I’d have to surge!

My vilsack brings all the pols to the yard,
and they're like,
I'm better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
I could reach you,
but I'd have to surge!

oh once you get involved,
everyone will look this way- so,
I must maintain my charm,
same time maintain my halo,
just get the perfect venue,
plus what you can give,
when next your coin is spent,
then pols will find my tent,

lala-lalala,
turn it up,
lala-lalala,
the pols are waiting,
lala-lalala
turn it up,
lala-lalala,
the pols are waiting,

My vilsack brings all the pols to the yard,
and they’re like,
I’m better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
I could reach you,
but I’d have to surge!

My vilsack brings all the pols to the yard,
and there like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
I could reach you,
but I’d have to surge!

The choreography would have been, er, stunning.

I've got to cancel that shipment of lederhosen.

We can use them on St. Pat's.

I called and they've already sold them to a traveling circus in Bavaria. :cry:

We'll have no pants on St. Patty's Day.
But we'll have plenty of Guinness and Jameson so no one will care.

You know the "First Annual Cardboard Lederhosen Contest" thingie. :shrug:

You're in charge of Crafts and Activities.

:banghead:

How gullible and easily manipulated I am? :grr:

I ...um ... er....

I thought so...

:rofl: :rofl:

but then again I wasn't really paying attention. :shrug:

Fundraising shrinkage.

can get mighty cold.