Christmas at Reny's

Just got back from Reny's after Christmas shopping. What bargains! I got a $30 Totes hand crank weather station for $10, high quality flannel sheet sets for $15, beautiful Woolrich sweaters half-off and some really cool out of the ordinary presents. If you need to find some last minute high quality gifts, Reny's will be your first and last stop. I love this store.

I Want A Blow-Up Doll For Christmas

I want a blow-up doll for Christmas.
I want a girl I can inflate.
I saw one like I want in a girlie magazine --
The one that I hide between my mattress and box springs.
I want a blow-up doll for Christmas.
Hurry up, Santa, I can't wait!
I want a blow-up doll for Christmas,
'Cause I know that she'll be the perfect mate.

She must be heavy-duty to resist wear and tear.
She'll come with a special set of sexy underwear.
I'll dress her like a hooker, then dress her for the prom,
Then let her air out, fold her up and hide her from my Mom.

She won't talk so I won't have to call her on the phone.
I won't have to comb her hair because it's printed on.
Her lips will be shaped like an "O" and painted ruby red.
I'll have to hide her from my friends -- she'll be a real airhead.

Oh, I want a blow-up doll for Christmas.
I want a girl with vinyl flesh.
She must have a pretty face up above her neck.
The rest of her body must be anatomically correct.
I want a blow-up doll for Christmas.
I think I'll call her Judy or Beth.
I want a blow-up doll for Christmas,
'Cause real girls, they scare me half to death!

--Arnie Aardvark

I can always find something there at a good price.

We Mainer's have it made. My favorite Reny's is in Bath. I just wish they still had Tom's of Maine toothpaste!

IN fact they were on the end aisle! Christmas cheers to you and your family.

UP early helping santa put out the gifts;must say many of the grand kids gifts came from reny's-we like the one in Brigton -handy to our camp!
And I buy most of my tarps from Marden's !
gotta eat a couple cookies -you all have a wonderfull day

I'll go this weekend & check it out.

last time I was there just a week or so ago.

The merchandise is a little more conservative than Belfast or Bath stores.........
What I like about it their exotic grocery brands. Hannaford is a little too wedded to the big corporate brands.
Frequently if the food ( @ Reny's) has come from another country, it DOESN'T have HFCS, and the prices are good for a limited budget.
And MArden's............I carpeted my front hall for about $4.00 with those $1.00 scraps!

Piles of books for $2.00 each. Picked up a copy of one of my all time favorites the other day. Expediation Whydah by Barry Clifford. True story of a pirate ship off the coast of Cape Cod.