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SoDesuKa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 01:30 AM
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Wanted: Pop-Up Doll For When the Cops Search My Bag
I'm looking around for a pop-up doll that will leap up when I open my briefcase for the cops. It should have a stupid Ronald McDonald type of face, and I'd like it to make a razzing noise like a fart. I'll have to practice the move at home so I can do it smoothly.
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rawtribe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 01:47 AM
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1. Wouldn't it be fun
if they looked in your bag and found one of these

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

:evilgrin:
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 01:51 AM
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2. OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dissent Is Patriotic Donating Member (793 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 07:32 PM
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11. How in the world did you find this?
Forget it, I don't want to know.
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Erika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 01:56 AM
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3. And have it blow up with the middle finger prominent
and a sign inflating saying "I just know that every fifth bag searched will keep me safe"
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trogdor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-24-05 11:57 AM
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13. And wearing a Red Sox hat.
And a Cheers T-Shirt.
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 02:02 AM
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4. You might get hurt. I know you are just releaving tension. Don't do it!
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 02:18 AM
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5. People get killed with brilliant ideas like this.
There ain't no one more nervous than a cop opening a full, strange bag.

Because his life is at stake and he risks it every day to keep your ass safe.

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SoDesuKa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 09:19 AM
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8. Female Cops
A lot of New York cops are female. Can you restate your post to avoid the sexist language?
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ispeculate Donating Member (156 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 02:47 AM
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6. I swear I was thinking about doing the same thing today...
it just wouldnt be worth doing without getting it on video.

In my opinion, New York has the best cops in the world and I guarantee you they are not happy about having to search commuter's bags.

They would probably laugh their asses off if you did that.
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SoDesuKa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 09:21 AM
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9. We Both Thought of It
This sort of prank is out there, waiting for somebody to do it. It will happen.
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 03:45 AM
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7. This may be humorous to you because you havent been an immediate or near v

but I assure you its deadly serious to many people.

Try and act like a responsible adult about it, not a frat boy.
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 07:17 PM
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10. Or sorority sister.
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Talismom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 08:57 PM
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12. What a fantastic idea! You make me proud to be a NYer! n/t
:yourock:
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