Joke.....

Got this one in the email yesterday.

The teacher of 5th grade class asked the children what their fathers
did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman,
salesman, etc...
She noticed the new kid in the class did not answer out and so the
teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good;
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for
money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some coloring,
and took the new kid aside to ask him, "Is that really true about
your father?"

"No," said the new kid, "He coaches Tennessee football, but I was to
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

(u-pick the TN team)

Aw.

Vanderbilt gets dramatic 28-24 victory over Tennessee
By John Onan ; 11/19/05
http://www.realfootball365.com/college/articles/ncaa/vanderbilt-tennessee-recap191105.php