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johncoby2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 08:10 PM
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Heard a rumor. Someone offering $100 to PIE John O'Neill.
Anyone else hear this?

Someone needs to pie eye that asshole.
Or pour a glass of water in his lap.
Or dump a bowl of soup on his fat head.
Or kick him in the ass.

Or just knock the living hell outa the short asswipe.
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 08:17 PM
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1. Stop insulting pie
O'Neill getting pied is an insult to the history and all those that have made or eaten pies. The only thing O'Neill is worth is spit, puke or possibly a bar of soap firmly lodged in his piehole.
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Gothmog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 09:15 PM
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2. Kerry needs to sue the sob
I really hope that Senator Kerry will sue John O'Neill. He has a great case due to the lies spread by the swift boat liars and there will be no trouble proving malice.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 10:17 PM
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3. Gimme a piece of that action
Let's call it $200
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johncoby2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 10:55 PM
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4. You're on! Someone find out where he has lunch!
Maybe a plate of spaghetti might chear him up!
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texastoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:55 PM
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5. Need a mole in his law firm
It's not far from here, and I do have a friend who works there, but not a chance they would be in on this lovely scheme.

I'm going to guess he goes downstairs and across the street to Massa's (nah, he's too fat to eat much healthful fish). More like the Luther's close by and a pizza place right next to Luther's. And a Treebeard's Cajun place cross the street in the tunnel. The Hyatt's several restaurants are a block away. Oh, and an Alonti's deli used to be in the building he works in. Don't know if it's still there. The building cattycornered to his has a huge food court. Check it out. You can't miss him. He's huge and ugly.
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