Parody website about "human-animal hybrids"

Well, folks, I was bored this afternoon--nothing going on except for some football game--so I put up a one-page website called Human Hybrid Animals for Bush (you know, the lap dogs, rats, moles and our two sheeple senators). It's more of a "blowing off steam" thing than real political commentary, but here it is--the official website of the Humanimals for Bush.

http://www.freewebs.com/humanimalsforbush/index.htm

Power to the Sheeple!

I like thinking of Cornyn as a box turtle hybrid. Someone with good photoshop skills should make that happen.
:evilgrin:

Sonia

...I explained that with Cornyn's voting record, he's definitely a sheeple, but he's afraid us free-spirited-liberal-non-homophobic-non-sheeple will marry box turtles. (For God's sake, don't tell Cornyn about that woman in Australia who married a dolphin--he'll blame it on gay people)!

...in the mode of Billionaires for Bush. Sheep costumes are so damned hot, though.

Oh now that would be funny. I don't think you have to go full woolie - go fake fur. I found these instructions for making a child's costume. Just use an adult sweat suit and the rest should work. Masks of the same person of your choosing would be easy to print out.

Sheeple costume:
white hooded sweat suit
cotton batting or stuffing from a pillow
white or black felt triangles for ears
double sided tape
two pairs of white or black socks

Apply strips of double sided tape up and down the sweat suit. Attach cotton batting in clumps by pressing onto the tape. For the ears, cut two triangles from either black of white felt. Either hand sew or hot glue onto the hood. Wear one pair of white socks on hands and one pair on feet (use black socks if you used black felt for the ears).


Here's one with pictures of a little baby sheeple (scroll down to the bottom - it's really cute)
http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/ah_kids_family_clothing/article/0,,HGTV_3124_1391382,00.html


(bah, bah, bah)
Sonia

I was thinking of not using masks, just doing some "save the sheeple" things, in the mode of Billionaires for Bush (where they pretend to be for Bush, but they're really handing out real information about Bush's tax cuts for the wealthy). Participants could hand out stats of how often representatives vote with Bush, even though he's not all that popular at home.

I agree that people are more likely to take an informative flyer from harmless looking sheeple. Good luck!

Sonia