I don't know about y'all, but I'm sick and tired of the Dallas Morning News ragging on Craig Watkins about his $3,000 tuxedo. Yeah, $3,000 is a lot for a tuxedo, but have you seen Craig Watkins? He's tall--like really, really tall. Nice material times 6 foot 5 or whatever is a lot. And he paid a tailor and spent the money right here in Dallas. So I'm pissed. Here's a letter I just fired off to the Dallas Morning News, and I'll bet they don't print it:
I wish more politicians would spend campaign money in Dallas, as does District Attorney Craig Watkins. That $3,000 he spent for a tuxedo, for instance, was money spent right here in Dallas, employing a local tailor. Any politician who boosts the local economy gets my vote.
My congressman, Pete Sessions, on the other hand, spends thousands of dollars every year hosting lavish fundraisers at strip clubs in Las Vegas. Why Las Vegas? Aren't the local strippers at The Lodge good enough for him?
So place your bets, everybody--will they or won't they print it?