How many UW students does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which campus...

At Madison it takes two. One to change the bulb and one more to brag about how they did it every bit as well as any Ivy League school.

At Oshkosh to takes two thousand. One to change the bulb, and the other one thousand nine hundred and ninety nine to riot and set it on fire.

At Stout it takes ten. One to change the bulb, and the other nine to sit around and watch because it is the big entertainment of the evening.

At Whitewater it take six, because that is how may people actually stay in the dorms on the weekend instead of going home.

At Milwaukee it takes four. One to change the bulb, one to steal the new bulb from the store, one to act as a lookout, and one to drive the getaway car.

At Eau Claire it does not have to be changed because all the parties are over before the lights need to go on so no one ever sees light from them anyway.

At Green Bay it takes twelve. Two to figure out how to screw it in and ten to find an ugly enough lamp shade to match their school colors.

At River Falls it takes zero. There is no electricity in River Falls, only cows and corn.

At Superior it takes five. Four to strap on snow shoes and hike ten miles to the nearest store to get the new bulb and one to screw it in.

At Platteville it takes twenty. One to change the bulb and the other nineteen to find a new way to engineer it so it never has to be changed again.

At LaCrosse it takes three. One to screw it in and the other two to giggle because he said the word "Screw."

Here at Stevens Point it takes zero. We're all either passed out drunk from the night before or too hung over to care whether or not the lights are on.

//set mode "Stewart Gilligan Griffin" on

print "BLAST YOU!"

//set mode off

It takes zero also.

Since nobody notices us anyway... :D

hilarious. Especially the Oshkosh riots one. :)

Rp

Here in Superior, we just either drink in the dark or head down to the bars, plenty of light there.



...originaly from Superior if you question why my profile says Minnesota, live in Duluth right over the bridge.

Outscore, and outfight, you yellowjacket bastards, anyways.