Funny Canada Email from a friend

Now that your nation has taken it’s last big steps into becoming a Theocratic Horror-show, you should be happy to know that hope lies in the warm bosom of our northern friends.That’s right! The Canadians! Sure Democracy has breathed its last gasp after being strangled by bipartisan hacks, antiquated voting systems and rich white religious zealots. Screw all that! A new life in glorious Canada awaits!

Just like the Titanic, this ship has sunk byotch! Accept the gracious rescue from the lifeboat known as Canada!

Did you know?
• Canada's national animal is the beaver.
• Canada has more donut shops per capita than the United States does.
• Beer in Canada has more alcohol by volume?
• Pot is legal!
• You can touch strippers in Canada? (See point 1) • Canada has a lower infant mortality rate and a longer life expectancy?
• Canadians consume more Kraft Dinner (aka Kraft Macaroni & Cheese) per capita than any other nationality on earth.

I don’t know about you, but after reading the above information…I’m excited!

What to you need to do to become a Canadian (or Canuck as they’re lovingly referred to)?
Well, marry in! That’s right. Go to http://www.marryanamerican.ca/ and marry some hot-blooded woman or man! Cheat the system that cheats you!

Second, become a citizen the good ol’ fashioned way. Go to http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/citizen/howto-e.html and see how!

Save time (and money) by learning about the Canadian citizen test. Go to http://www.v-soul.com/ for more information.

There you have it, a little information on how to become a Canuck. God speed you, brave progressive explorer!

Thanks for the information--I have quite a few friends
that could use it!

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http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/index.html

I should add that you don't have to pass any citizenship test until you apply for it...some years after arrival. This is a scam.

I always wanted to live in the mountains....