Flash.... Mitofsky to provide exit poll consulting services to Ukraine.

Developing...

He wants to help the protestors in their efforts to have all Exit Polling data released. As the "father" of exit polling, his expertise is the stuff of legend throughout the world, especially in those countries where the proven accuracy of exit polling is used to discourage fraudulent manipulation of elections.

His methodology has proven itself time and time again, except in those countries where women vote earlier than men, and where right-wing voters are less prone to talk to exit pollsters.

"By definition, a functioning democracy must let the sun shine in on the electoral process, as the Fifth Dimension singing group called it during the sixties. Exit polling has proven to be the strongest deterrent to fascist regimes which have always resorted to ingenious and crude manipulations in order to steal elections. We will not let the opponents of democracy prevail in Ukraine".

Mitofsky is going to Ukraine as as an emissary for Karl Rove and pResident Bush.

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

Or as a friend has taken to saying, "Jesus W. Christ!"

I'm still only %75 sure you are joking.

:puke:

The truth is stranger than fiction.

Unbefuckinlievable.

Think of all of the energy that each of these main actors and all of the MSM consuming citizens of the US are wasting trying to keep their stories straight:

"Exit polls in US - misleading" "Exit polls in Ukraine - accurate"
"US citizens who question - conspiracy theorists" "Ukranian citizens who question - lovers of democracy"

This sentence is amazing: "Exit polling has proven to be the strongest deterrent to FASCIST regimes which have always resorted to INGENIOUS AND CRUDE MANIPULATIONS in order to steal elections."

Did y'all notice the article in which Seymour Hersh (New Yorker) called Bush a FASCIST?

Any reason to suspect that someone may have "resorted to INGENIOUS AND CRUDE MANIPULATIONS in order to steal" the 2004 US Presidential election? How about this from Chuck Herrin, Information Security Analyst (and Republican): "No less than 5 of Diebold's developers are convicted felons, including Senior Vice President Jeff Dean, and topping the list are his twenty-three counts of felony Theft in the First Degree. According to the findings of fact in case no. 89-1-04034-1 (Washington State).... he was convicted of 23 felony counts of theft from by - get this - planting back doors in his software and using a "high degree of sophistication" to evade detection."

I am beginning to feel more confident that the people who need the tin foil hats aren't us -- its 'them'... :tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat:

tia