We just knew this was coming down the pike . . .

Tareq Salahi files for divorce

Tareq Salahi has officially filed for divorce, claiming he was humiliated by his wife Michaele after she ran off with Journey lead guitarist Neal Schon, TMZ reported today.

Salahi, who became an instant celebrity after crashing a party at the White House in 2009, claims in the legal documents that Schon “sent to my email account...an email with an attachment of a penis.”

Salahi also rips into his wife, claiming “she continually exposes our friends and acquaintances to her adulterous relationship and has flaunted the same throughout the community, the nation and indeed the world, and thus caused me to suffer great harm, humiliation and embarrassment.”

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/tareq_salahi_files_for_divorce_QKqsFIfMOutFVjiFmtrzWI#ixzz1YAZXtBKW

:rofl:

Did he not know she was a sexy bimbo when he married her?

;)

Lovin'

Touchin'

Squeeeeziiin' ano-otherr....

There isn't an emoticon screwed up enough with hilarity to express my reaction to this.

I mean, if she'd had sex with a member of Killing Joke, at least he'd have bragging rights too, and could be proud. But Journey?

Wishing for that emoticon screwed up with utter hilarity.

I know what would work: an animated GIF of Captain Pike flashing "NO", looped over and over forever.

"sent to my email account...an email with an attachment of a penis."

How did he DO that? Does Salahi have a 3D printer with human tissue in it, or did Schon do something utterly miraculous with MIME types?