EXCALIBUR® MOTORIZED INFLATABLE POOL LOUNGER

WHY JUST FLOAT WHEN YOU CAN DRIVE AROUND THE POOL!

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The Motorized Pool Lounger may be the most advanced pool lounger in the world and it's definitely the most fun!

This lounger is equipped with two quiet individual but powerful motors that are enclosed for safety.

The easy-to-use joysticks that control the two independent propellers will move you in any direction forward and backward.

Made from sturdy 0.35mm PVC construction this lounger can support up to 250 pounds.

The motorized lounger also features large comfortable armrests and a built-in cup holder.

Features:
Large, comfortable armrests
Independent power and directional control
Built-in cup holder
Supports up to 250 pounds
Two separate motor/propeller subassemblies
Sturdy 0.35 mm PVC construction
Requires 12 x 1.5 volt D-Cell batteries (not included)
Model No: PR10
Available Quantity: 25
Weight: 18 Lbs.
http://www.kingofresale.com/catalog.cfm?do=details&itemID=1829

Guess this is for the lazy, fat bastards who don't want to get wet while in their pool! Jeeeeez!
:eyes:

The really hate-worthy fatties can't use it. I guess we'll have to catch them eating Ho-Hos.

--p!
So blatant, even a caveman could take offense.

the height of luxury and indulgent laziness, true

perfect for relaxing on a sunny, summer afternoon

but, wth do i know?

i like to have fun and this looks like it would be fun:bounce:

:hi:

I would have to convert it to solar power, but that wouldn't be too hard.

There's even a beer holder!

The same dude will probably pass out while the motor is running and wake up on the other side of the lake. "Wha, wha where am I?"

Between this and poker being on t.v., I don't know why more people don't shoot themselves.

Oh, like I'm sure...