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Goblinmonger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 03:53 PM
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Some Easter Humor
Hope this doesn't offend too many people, but I thought it was frickin' hilarious.
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 03:58 PM
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1. humor from the dark side.
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AnneD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 04:06 PM
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2. Awwwww
This is my fav time of year...time for 'the aging of the peeps' when you but them on sale-poke holes in the wrapping and let them dry out for a month or two. For more information on the vital role these animals play in research go to...



http://www.peepresearch.org/
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 04:07 PM
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3. Peeps have arms! I didn't know!
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 04:08 PM
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4. When he pops out of his cave in 3 days,
If he sees his shadow, we'll have 6 more weeks of winter.
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elfin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 04:33 PM
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5. Made me laugh - thanks
Now who can I send it to?
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Igel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-01-07 11:16 AM
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6. Hmmm ... that would make it easier to roast, wouldn't it? n/t
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kiahzero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-01-07 12:34 PM
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7. *dies laughing* (n/t)
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-01-07 01:57 PM
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8. Let's see here....
"Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you. And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you. And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you." ~ Leviticus 11:4-6

Ummm.... ummm... I'm sorry, but the cute little furry bunny has gotta go. It ain't kosher....
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cosmik debris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-01-07 02:00 PM
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9. So I gotta know...
Was Jesus kosher when the disciples ate his body and drank his blood?

Not that it matters...
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 12:07 AM
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11. Well ummm....
...he's got the split hooves deal down pat with the five toes. But if he "cheweth the cud" (regurgitates his food) at the table like a cow, it would've been my last supper with him too!
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AnneD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 06:36 PM
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13. LOL LOL LOL
That's great.
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Goblinmonger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-01-07 03:05 PM
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10. There's double kosher violation here
since it is a coney AND it is made of gelatin.
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 12:08 AM
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12. But, but, but....
....I thought there was ALWAYS room for gelatin????
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