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Bozita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 11:38 AM Original message |
So, ... an atheist was taking a walk through the woods. (email joke) |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 11:41 AM Response to Original message |
1. Cute! I guess the moral is being a Christian doesn't change one's nature? |
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wakeme2008 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 11:41 AM Response to Original message |
2. I love it.... |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:14 PM Response to Reply #2 |
30. Yeah, What a riot. |
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Imperialism Inc. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 11:45 AM Response to Original message |
3. Gates of Eternity |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
4. you know what the worst part about being an atheist is, right? |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 12:12 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. ... |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 12:28 PM Response to Reply #8 |
15. eh, take it up with the Big Guy |
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mentalsolstice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 06:36 PM Response to Reply #4 |
86. DUZY award for you! |
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fishwax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 07:35 PM Response to Reply #4 |
97. . |
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DemBones DemBones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 08:10 PM Response to Reply #4 |
109. . . . |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 02:32 AM Response to Reply #4 |
149. Meh...when this atheist is busy, he's the only god in the room. |
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TechBear_Seattle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 09:59 AM Response to Reply #4 |
163. Excuse me, but |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 12:00 PM Response to Original message |
5. "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? ... |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
6. Reminds me of the Christian walking in the woods joke. |
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SidDithers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 12:27 PM Response to Reply #6 |
14. Now THAT is funny :)...nt |
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Clark2008 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 07:19 PM Response to Reply #14 |
94. You guys can't take it, can you? |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 07:40 PM Response to Reply #94 |
100. Right. Bash Christians all right. |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 10:48 PM Response to Reply #100 |
130. Some people think an atheist saying "I don't believe in God" out LOUD is Christian-Bashing. nt |
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DemBones DemBones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 08:06 PM Response to Reply #94 |
107. Nope, they can't. One hint of criticism and they |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 08:07 PM Response to Reply #107 |
108. I know, I can't believe they do that. |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 10:37 PM Response to Reply #107 |
127. How is this dumb-ass joke "criticism"? nt |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 02:33 AM Response to Reply #107 |
150. Huh? Plenty of us took it very well, and added our own jokes. |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 02:35 AM Response to Reply #94 |
151. Lol...does your ass hurt from getting it kicked too hard. |
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BlueEyedSon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 01:45 PM Response to Reply #6 |
22. LOL! |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:15 PM Response to Reply #6 |
31. . |
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Coexist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 05:00 PM Response to Reply #6 |
59. reminds me of a true story from my old neighborhood.... |
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MindMatter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 08:42 PM Response to Reply #6 |
118. No, because God |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 02:37 AM Response to Reply #118 |
152. Transferring money from the poor to the rich. I think its quite clear that god loves white, rich |
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mmonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 12:06 PM Response to Original message |
7. Good one. |
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riverdale (881 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
9. I've found Jesus. |
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YOY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 12:15 PM Response to Original message |
10. So God's into demonstrative fact only when it's dickishly funny??? |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
11. Deleted message |
The Backlash Cometh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 02:58 PM Response to Reply #11 |
29. God is also a great athlete. |
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IChing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
12. You know as a Buddhist |
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Hun Joro (511 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 04:48 PM Response to Reply #12 |
56. I love your George Carlin quote. |
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SidDithers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
13. Why would an athiest cry out "Oh my God" ?...nt |
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Madspirit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 12:30 PM Response to Reply #13 |
17. Because |
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DIKB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 07:10 PM Response to Reply #17 |
91. Planet is too inclusive |
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BuyingThyme (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 12:36 PM Response to Reply #13 |
19. Why would an atheist cry out "Holy shit!"? |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:19 PM Response to Reply #13 |
34. Because it's an expression, By Jove. |
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badgerpup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 10:57 PM Response to Reply #34 |
135. Because "Oh, random fluctuations in the space-time continuum!".... |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 03:30 AM Response to Reply #135 |
155. Ah, except I use that phrase. Almost, I use random fluctuations in the quantum |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:53 PM Response to Reply #13 |
47. Because the joke needs it. |
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SidDithers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 05:35 PM Response to Reply #47 |
67. ding ding! |
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RedCappedBandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 08:10 PM Response to Reply #13 |
110. The same reason you speak english |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 03:21 PM Response to Reply #13 |
169. I suspect this was originally a joke about a minister skipping service to go hunting |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 12:30 PM Response to Original message |
16. ...and then the atheist ran away while the bear was looking down. |
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rec_report (783 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 12:35 PM Response to Original message |
18. That is great. n/t |
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WiseButAngrySara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 12:45 PM Response to Original message |
20. This is so funny! ....n/t |
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Imperialism Inc. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
21. Skinny dipping |
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silverweb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 10:52 PM Response to Reply #21 |
132. LOL |
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bryant69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 01:46 PM Response to Original message |
23. This belongs in the religion forum |
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IChing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 01:54 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. I alerted an hour ago but no response |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:20 PM Response to Reply #23 |
35. Oh. Is that where it's appropriate to put the atheist-bashing jokes? nt |
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bryant69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:22 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. Well you could make the argument that it's not appropriate to but bashing jokes anywhere |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 08:02 PM Response to Reply #36 |
106. Hmmm, now I'm well curious: Could you point me to a Christian bashing joke? |
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bryant69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 08:26 PM Response to Reply #106 |
115. Yes i could, but of course there's little point to doing that |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 08:48 PM Response to Reply #115 |
120. Actually, I have been away and I hadn't seen that. Hmmmm. |
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bryant69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 08:05 AM Response to Reply #120 |
157. Now that this has finally and properly been put in the religion forum |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 10:39 PM Response to Reply #115 |
128. Well, when people put bumper stickers on their cars that say "in case of rapture driver will |
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snooper2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
24. hmmm... |
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Squatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:36 PM Response to Reply #24 |
44. ROFL. |
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Madspirit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 04:09 PM Response to Reply #24 |
52. I have that |
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Wilber_Stool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 05:02 PM Response to Reply #52 |
61. In case of rapture, |
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skepticscott (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 04:21 PM Response to Reply #61 |
175. No need |
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DIKB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 07:16 PM Response to Reply #52 |
93. I've wanted to get one of |
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mondo joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
26. Evolution joke, also involving a bear: |
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bullwinkle428 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:28 PM Response to Reply #26 |
38. D'OH!!!!! You stole my thunder!! |
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corkhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 02:16 PM Response to Original message |
27. The comments have been far more entertaining than the story! |
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Behind the Aegis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
28. That's a funny one. |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:18 PM Response to Reply #28 |
33. Probably wouldn't be as funny if it was a Jew who said "Jesus" right before getting eaten |
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Behind the Aegis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:30 PM Response to Reply #33 |
39. Assume much? |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:33 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. Right. But envision the joke as told with "God" punishing the Jew for not believing in Jesus |
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Behind the Aegis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:36 PM Response to Reply #40 |
43. No one said shit about Jesus. |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:51 PM Response to Reply #43 |
45. Gotcha. Thanks. |
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Behind the Aegis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:56 PM Response to Reply #45 |
49. I understand what you are saying. |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 04:54 PM Response to Reply #49 |
57. I come from a Jewish family. I like to think I'm one of the stauncher defenders against |
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Behind the Aegis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 09:46 PM Response to Reply #57 |
124. Not to belabor a point... |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 10:50 PM Response to Reply #124 |
131. No worries. I was reading fast and saw "no more makes sense" |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
32. Then the atheist swore off psychedelic mushrooms forever, because he was seeing & hearing shit |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
37. I suppose one fairytale is as good as the other |
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chaska (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:34 PM Response to Original message |
41. Just then the devil appeared and slipped the atheist an elephant gun. End of story... |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
42. Then God said, "You know, I could be helping the millions of children on Earth who are sick & dying |
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EOTE (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
46. Why does god.... |
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MindMatter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 08:49 PM Response to Reply #46 |
121. Well, you know, |
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moggie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 04:52 AM Response to Reply #121 |
156. Au contraire! |
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MindMatter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 09:19 PM Response to Reply #156 |
190. I stand corrected. |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
48. Excellent joke! |
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tkmorris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 04:36 PM Response to Reply #48 |
55. Well, I guess you're wrong then |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 04:55 PM Response to Reply #55 |
58. Wouldn't be the first time |
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DIKB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 07:22 PM Response to Reply #58 |
95. Wow, oversensitive. |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 07:40 PM Response to Reply #95 |
99. I see it as you do,but think it can apply to all people. |
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true_notes (740 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
50. Oh Oh let me finish! |
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EOTE (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 04:02 PM Response to Reply #50 |
51. How dare you mock the great bear! |
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Gabi Hayes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 04:26 PM Response to Reply #51 |
53. oh, you two non believers are going to be SORRY! |
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LeftishBrit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 05:13 PM Response to Reply #53 |
63. Someone has a sick imagination! |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 06:55 PM Response to Reply #53 |
89. this guy is definately going to hell |
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smoogatz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
54. So an atheist is walking through the woods |
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cyborg_jim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 09:32 PM Response to Reply #54 |
123. I love it! |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
60. Isn't it ironic |
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Gabi Hayes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 05:04 PM Response to Reply #60 |
62. ohhh, never mind |
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tkmorris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 05:22 PM Response to Reply #60 |
65. We do? |
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SidDithers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 05:40 PM Response to Reply #60 |
70. Not really... |
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Marr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 05:45 PM Response to Reply #60 |
71. Yeah, really- they're so uppity. |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 06:01 PM Response to Reply #71 |
76. And YOU also for proving my point. |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 06:03 PM Response to Reply #76 |
78. Thanks for proving mine. ALL of mine. Every one I've ever made. |
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donco6 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 06:41 PM Response to Reply #78 |
88. Made you say that. |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 05:47 PM Response to Reply #60 |
73. Uh Huh. I've got your "religion bashing" right here. |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 06:00 PM Response to Reply #73 |
75. Thanks for proving my point. |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 06:02 PM Response to Reply #75 |
77. You wanted 'religion bashing' |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 06:32 PM Response to Reply #75 |
84. Maybe it's just me |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 07:44 PM Response to Reply #84 |
101. You're an Atheist? |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 08:14 PM Response to Reply #101 |
112. well |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 06:06 PM Response to Reply #60 |
79. I don't tell my gay or african american friends where the line is drawn for homophobia or racism. |
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MethuenProgressive (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 07:34 PM Response to Reply #79 |
180. Very well said. impeachdubya. |
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Marr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 06:26 PM Response to Reply #60 |
83. Thanks for proving my point! |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 07:45 PM Response to Reply #60 |
102. Naw, it couldn't be offensive in the least. And of course, those two terms are synonymous. |
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LeftishBrit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
64. Sometime, many years in the future... |
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Marr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
66. Change atheist to Buddhist, and it'd suddenly be bigot humor. |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 05:35 PM Response to Reply #66 |
68. Because many people feel about atheists the way others feel about gays... |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 05:37 PM Response to Original message |
69. If the OP ever returns to this "post-n-run", I'd ask him/her to answer this honestly: |
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Bozita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 01:28 AM Response to Reply #69 |
143. No. |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 01:39 AM Response to Reply #143 |
144. Thanks for answering. I'll take your word for it that it didn't come with, for instance, a load |
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Bozita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 01:56 AM Response to Reply #144 |
145. No accompanying text. |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 02:04 AM Response to Reply #145 |
147. I disagree about it "skewering everyone", unless you take the second-level interpretation |
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Bozita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 02:48 AM Response to Reply #147 |
153. I thought it got 'em all. Believers, non-believers, and followers of vindictive, petty gods. |
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EvolveOrConvolve (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
72. There are so many things wrong with this joke |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 06:13 PM Response to Reply #72 |
80. and Christian stereotypes don't fly around here? |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 06:15 PM Response to Reply #80 |
81. And your Straw Man excuses the posting of an obviously bigoted "joke"? |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 06:20 PM Response to Reply #81 |
82. later |
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Marr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 06:38 PM Response to Reply #80 |
87. Funny that you didn't post an anti-Christian joke to test your theory. |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 07:02 PM Response to Reply #87 |
90. seems to me that this is an anti-christian joke |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 07:36 PM Response to Reply #87 |
98. Here's one! One of my faves! |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 08:15 PM Response to Reply #98 |
113. LOL |
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silverweb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 11:03 PM Response to Reply #98 |
136. LMAO |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 07:52 PM Response to Reply #80 |
103. Yep, because given how few atheists there are, and the fact that we all have christian family |
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EvolveOrConvolve (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 08:34 PM Response to Reply #80 |
117. I didn't mention christians |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 09:09 AM Response to Reply #80 |
161. Can you please post a link |
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Madspirit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 05:54 PM Response to Original message |
74. Gosh |
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0rganism (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 06:35 PM Response to Original message |
85. because the faithful are *never* eaten by large predators |
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scarletwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 07:13 PM Response to Original message |
92. Wow! What a fascinating thread! There's some great humor -- my fave is Satan knocking on the Gate of |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 07:54 PM Response to Reply #92 |
104. Uh, you DO realise that the offense was bieng taken mainly at the stereotype of |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 08:23 PM Response to Reply #104 |
114. what joke did you read? |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 08:46 PM Response to Reply #114 |
119. This is also a joke in which the atheist cries out to God, and he appears. |
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scarletwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 08:32 PM Response to Reply #104 |
116. Actually, I see the joke as so multi-layered, that I figure there's something offensive in it for |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 08:51 PM Response to Reply #116 |
122. Actually, that's probably the thing that I like least about the joke. |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 10:53 PM Response to Reply #122 |
133. Notice the OP has completely vanished... |
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westerebus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 10:26 PM Response to Reply #104 |
125. The number of times you've been in a foxhole ,please? |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 10:56 PM Response to Reply #125 |
134. And are you an atheist? Were you one until you saw combat? |
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westerebus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 07:11 PM Response to Reply #134 |
176. Blanket statements prove nothing. |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 07:26 PM Response to Reply #176 |
177. I agree. But "There are no atheists in foxholes" is a tired old saw. |
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westerebus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 07:32 PM Response to Reply #177 |
179. Who is the trooper? |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 07:48 PM Response to Reply #179 |
182. And I ask you again. What's your point? |
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westerebus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 08:24 PM Response to Reply #182 |
184. The context of a dumb joke? |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 08:29 PM Response to Reply #184 |
185. In my first post, I gave a link to a site of atheists who HAVE BEEN in Foxholes. |
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westerebus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 08:56 PM Response to Reply #185 |
187. Is it just me? |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 03:07 AM Response to Reply #125 |
154. Me? Never. What the fuck has that got to do with anything? |
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westerebus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 07:29 PM Response to Reply #154 |
178. I assume nothing about you. |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 07:44 PM Response to Reply #178 |
181. Your asking me to respect those who have been there? |
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westerebus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 08:35 PM Response to Reply #181 |
186. Misunderstanding,I think. |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 08:59 PM Response to Reply #186 |
188. Ah, that's fair enough. You see, we tend to hear "there are no atheists in foxholes" |
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westerebus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 09:28 PM Response to Reply #188 |
192. Agreed!! |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 09:31 PM Response to Reply #192 |
193. Yes! It's a great feeling to work these things out! |
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Hissyspit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 07:29 PM Response to Original message |
96. Nevermind. Self-delete. |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 07:56 PM Response to Original message |
105. Yup, atheists are complete cowards all right. As soon as there is one bit of trouble, they convert |
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toddaa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 08:11 PM Response to Original message |
111. Throwing Christians to the Lions |
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jgraz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
126. Do I have to turn in my atheist badge if I found it mildly amusing? |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 10:41 PM Response to Reply #126 |
129. No, but if you found it more than mildly amusing you'd need to get your humor gauge recalibrated. nt |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 11:16 PM Response to Original message |
137. This joke is stupid....bears don't talk. |
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jgraz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-10-07 11:59 PM Response to Reply #137 |
138. Once again, arrogant contempt for the Ursalinguist Faith |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 12:32 AM Response to Reply #138 |
139. Hey, if you want to go down on bears, thats your thing. |
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jgraz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 12:51 AM Response to Reply #139 |
141. What a cunning response |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 01:26 AM Response to Reply #141 |
142. Your mom thinks so. She loves my cunning responses. |
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jgraz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 02:02 AM Response to Reply #142 |
146. Hey, if you're into 65-yr-old, 300 lb women with a bad attitude, go for it |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 02:25 AM Response to Reply #146 |
148. I wouldn't normally have done it, but your girlfriend needed a day off. |
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Phrogman (940 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 12:43 AM Response to Original message |
140. Is that the bear doing all that shitting in the woods, I heard he ate that Polish Pope too! |
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MistressOverdone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 08:31 AM Response to Original message |
158. Funny |
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cosmik debris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 08:38 AM Response to Reply #158 |
159. I have to admit |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 09:00 AM Response to Reply #158 |
160. I'm not one for swearing, but I have been known to use "random fluctuations in the quantum |
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MistressOverdone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 10:29 AM Response to Reply #160 |
164. RA, are you a Trekkie? |
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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 08:18 PM Response to Reply #164 |
183. Nope, not in the slightest. Can't stand it, actually. :) |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 09:36 AM Response to Original message |
162. As an atheist, I'm not really offended. |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 01:22 PM Response to Original message |
165. Lame. Really lame. Just another "we'll be proven right and get revenge!" fantasy. |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 01:38 PM Response to Reply #165 |
166. Not as lame as this one (I was sent last year). |
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cosmik debris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 01:57 PM Response to Reply #166 |
167. That's not funny, that's scary! n/t |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 02:05 PM Response to Reply #166 |
168. The ones that mix dogmatic religion and redneck militarism are the worst. nt |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 03:30 PM Response to Reply #166 |
170. Hoardy hoar hoar hoar, |
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westerebus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 09:20 PM Response to Reply #166 |
191. The course was comparative religions. |
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beam me up scottie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-12-07 12:28 AM Response to Reply #166 |
194. So their pathetic weak ass god can't do two things at once? |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
171. I think this is a corrupted joke about a minister out hunting on a Sunday |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 03:47 PM Response to Reply #171 |
172. Excellent |
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trotsky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 04:04 PM Response to Reply #171 |
173. We have a winner! |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 04:07 PM Response to Reply #173 |
174. Wow! I'm actually impressed with myself! |
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William769 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-11-07 09:13 PM Response to Original message |
189. What is it with this shit? |
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