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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-11-07 11:03 PM
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So a Christian guy and his atheist girlfriend are having a passionate interlude
Edited on Wed Apr-11-07 11:07 PM by Orrex
"Oh God!" she cries out at the moment of climax.

Her boyfriend stops mid-thrust.

"Come on, honey," he says. "You know I can tell when you're faking it."

edited to clear up a typo
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More Than A Feeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-11-07 11:05 PM
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1. Ok, now THAT was funny! n/t
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MnFats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-11-07 11:09 PM
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2. Like this one? How did Pinocchio discover he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire....
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EST Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-11-07 11:17 PM
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3. That's why there are so few atheilts. Not much atheist sex 'cause
they got nobody to yell at when they're com...
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-11-07 11:21 PM
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4. On the contrary
When the moment arrives, I usually cry out "Oh, meaningless metaphysical signifier!" And it usually seems to do the trick.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-11-07 11:42 PM
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5. Us pagans just cry out, "Oh, Frigg!"
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Sal Minella Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-11-07 11:57 PM
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6. Only time I've laughed out loud all day. Thank you.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 09:32 AM
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8. Glad I could give you a giggle!
Ask me about my Brazillion jokes if you really want to hear a few side-splitters.
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Evoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 03:28 AM
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7. Your joke makes no sense...why would an atheist girl sleep with a christian guy?
It's a scientific fact that christians have small penii. I read it in a book.
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