Pastafarianism and cannibalism - Democratic Underground

Silent3

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Tue Sep-09-08 10:18 PM
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Pastafarianism and cannibalism

While I believe the FSM generally frowns upon his followers eating each other (except in the sense of "eating" which involves only licking and sucking and maybe some gentle nibbling well short of rending chunks of flesh), and certainly the FSM would say we really oughtn't go about slaughtering one another for a snack, I think there might be an exception for the pre-pegleg legs of pirates, at least if you can manage to get the legs back from the sharks or whales that bit them off, and no one can reattach them, and all that good pirate meat would otherwise go to waste.

Aaaaarrrrrrr!!!

Discuss.

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whistle

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Tue Sep-09-08 10:20 PM
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1. Does this relate to the Assemblies of God Churches?

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Silent3

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Tue Sep-09-08 10:26 PM
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2. Doesn't everything? n/t

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TlalocW

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Tue Sep-09-08 10:32 PM
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3. Either that or the cannibalism in the Royal Navy skit from Monty Python

(Scene is a bunch of disheveled English sailors in a small boat at sea).

Captain: How long is it?
Sailor 1: That's a bit of a personal question, sir!
(general cries of cut and do it again before getting into an argument about which crew member they're going to eat)

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pokerfan

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Wed Sep-10-08 02:24 AM
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4. International Talk Like A Pirate Day is Friday, September 19th

http://www.talklikeapirate.com

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cosmik debris

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Wed Sep-10-08 06:52 AM
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5. Are these free-range pirates?

I would never eat a cage-grown pirate.

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Silent3

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Wed Sep-10-08 10:27 AM
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6. They might get a bit scurvy...

...but pirates are about as free range as you can get. (Aaaarrrrrr!!!)

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