Christian Man Uses Cell Phones to Evangelize

While waiting in line at the bank yesterday, all around were cell phones ringing non-inspiration, meaningless noise. It made me think that Jesus would not like these lyrics that seem not appropriate for broadcast by cell phones, especially at the Christian credit union. It seems that all around us now a days, there are cell phones ringing ungodly, intrusive, or satanic ring tones that misdirect people who are in need of hope and faith? Just look around and one can come to the realization that, Satan is taking over the world using cell phones. With that in mind, the cell phones can be used as the modern day Christian armor. A cell phone in the hands of a good Christian is a powerful weapon against Satan. Knowing that the spiritual battle has now come down to using the cell phones to ring out God’s word, it made perfect sense to put a Christian ringtone on my phone.

After searching the internet I found a nice ringtone site called www.ChristmasRingtunes.com. A nice feature is that there is no subscription required, and you can download one ringtune at a time with no other commitments. Also I called Christmas Ringtunes and they told me that the profits from www.ChristmasRingtunes.com goes into the Emmanuel Orphanage of Tijuana fence building fund. I liked that it is free to preview dozens of Christian and Christmas ringtones.

Within seconds from listening to the very first ringtone, I started praising and giving thanks. What a blessing. With God’s word and spiritual enlightenment, Christian’s should be aware of the power of our cell phones when they ring.

It should not be left unsaid, that anyone using their cell phone as a ministry to spread the word of our Lord Jesus Christ, can expect to be blessed.

http://www.earnedmedia.org/crt1203.htm

Xmas ringtones - whatever. There are all kinds. Let's hope all the ringtones for everybody are short.
BTW the fence building fund is said to be to build a fence to protect the kids. Just sounded weird.

and within seconds of listening to it, I feel inspired to go out and Fight The Man. :evilgrin:

Well, there's probably a little bit of truth to that statement actually. But not in the way he means it. :rofl:

Is that were they tithe their ten percent?

but didn't click on it. What a surprise, it was yet another "True Christian™" scamming for money. Jesus saves, but his bank went under and his credit line has been suspended.

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