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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 09:11 AM
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Prosperity Gospel Pioneer Oral Roberts, Dead At 91
Oral Roberts, Fiery Preacher, Dies at 91

New York Times
By KEITH SCHNEIDER
Published: December 15, 2009



Oral Roberts in 1958 in West
Hempstead, N.Y.


Oral Roberts, the Pentecostal evangelist whose televised faith-healing ministry attracted millions of followers worldwide and made him one of the most recognizable and controversial religious leaders of the 20th century, died Tuesday in Newport Beach, Calif. He was 91. The cause was complications of pneumonia, said Melany Ethridge, a spokeswoman for Mr. Roberts. He died at a hospital in Newport Beach, where he lived.

At the height of his influence, Mr. Roberts sat at the head of a religious, educational and communications enterprise based in Tulsa, Okla., that managed a university that bears his name, mounted healing “crusades” on five continents, preached on prime-time national television and published dozens of books and magazines.

He was the patriarch of the “prosperity gospel,” a theology that promotes the idea that Christians who pray and donate with sufficient fervency will be rewarded with health, wealth and happiness. Mr. Roberts trained and mentored several generations of younger prosperity gospel preachers who now have television and multimedia empires of their own.

Mr. Roberts was as politically conservative as his contemporaries in what became known as the “religious right,” but he was known more for his religious style than for his political pronouncements. He was widely lampooned after he proclaimed on his television program in 1987 that God would “call him home” if he did not raise millions.



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- Well, I suppose Yahweh figured that he'd squeezed all he could get out of the old dried-up, wrinkly bastard. He'd threatened Oral with death several times before, you know? So I guess he just decided to get it over with. Start the year out fresh and all. I know, I know, it sounds crazy... now. I guess you had to be there.

Anyways Oral, um, Creflo Dollar, Bennie Hinn and Robert Schuller all send their condolences, but they're afraid they won't be able to make it to the graveside services. Not unless they're comped.

I mean, bidness is bidness......

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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 09:16 AM
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1. I wonder how much acid he dropped. To see a 900 ft Jezus, I mean, christ
that must have been a good trip.
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 09:19 AM
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2. I thought is was mushrooms....
Edited on Wed Dec-16-09 09:20 AM by DeSwiss
- and Godzilla

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moobu2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 09:35 AM
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3. Come on, Oral Roberts raised the dead,
fought with Satan, talked to God and God even talked back to him. The Pope cant even do all that.... The man was a F-ing Saint.
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 10:10 AM
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4. Well I don't know about him.....
...being a F-ing Saint, or not.

- But he sure liked talking about http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61_rPgitFmc&feature=player_ded">F-ing a lot.

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LAGC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 03:49 PM
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5. How many poor people...
...were duped into giving that schmuck all of their hard-earned savings just to try to gain "prosperity" in their lives.

While that motherfucker ran around with luxury cars and vacation homes and everything else gleaned off of all those "poor souls" below him...
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 06:35 PM
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6. Survived by his brother, Anal...
Edited on Wed Dec-16-09 06:36 PM by onager
I can still remember hearing that jagoff on the radio when I was a little kid: "Put yo' HANDS on yo' RADIO and you be healed!"

Once I was in Tulsa on a business trip, and a local took us past that huge statue of the Preying...er, Praying Hands. The local said: "Those hands used to be held open, palms up. Then a quarter rolled by..."

Many of my relatives sent Oral Roberts money, but I never saw any of that prosperity come back to them. They did get some of Oral's prodigious literary output - cheap tracts with lurid red and black covers. Generally dilating on the subject of the Apocalypse/Rapture, which was always coming the day after tomorrow.

Here's a funny thing. Those relatives would laugh their asses off about our stupid black neighbors sending money to obvious phonies like Sweet Daddy Grace and Father Divine.

Then they would sit down and write another check to Oral Roberts or Garner Ted Armstrong.

Apropos Of Nothing Note: I remember reading somewhere about Father Divine's seduction...no, make that rape...technique. He would whisper to his victims: "Mary wasn't a virgin."
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Meshuga Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 09:26 PM
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7. And his cousin, Vaginal...
Edited on Wed Dec-16-09 09:29 PM by Meshuga
If I got faults, defects or shortcomings you know like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines, I only lay my hand on the radio when it's playing P-Funk because funk not only moves, it can remove, dig?
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