Hail Satan! (Funny church sign)

Dick Cheney survived his latest heart attack.

Free thinking cannot have a dogma, including that of no Satan.

On the other hand, insisting that all ideas are reasonable is. Satan itself part of a religious dogma and rejection of unsupport dogma is not dogma.

Freewill By Rush


There are those who think that life has nothing left to chance take,
A host of holy horrors to direct our aimless dance.

A planet of playthings,
We dance on the strings
Of powers we cannot perceive
"The stars aren't aligned,
Or the gods are malign..."
Blame is better to give than receive.

Chorus
You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill;
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose freewill.

There are those who think that they were dealt a losing hand,
The cards were stacked against them; they weren't born in Lotusland.

All preordained
A prisoner in chains
A victim of venomous fate.
Kicked in the face,
You can't pray for a place
In heaven's unearthly estate.

Chorus

Each of us
A cell of awareness
Imperfect and incomplete.
Genetic blends
With uncertain ends
On a fortune hunt that's far too fleet.

Chorus

It would mean that they stayed awake in school.

we must think alike and I will tell you what to think.
First you must be christian............

I take it these are real signs, not from make-your-own-sign web sites? If so, fighting the evil of free thinking seems to be a popular theme.

Who knows? Only God, I guess :)

From the signage I see here in the Great State of Texas, Photoshopping would be superfluous.

Sounds like the name of a porn movie!

:evilgrin:

Typical religious BS.

Satan is MY slave, not the other way around.

And I tell you what, that Satan is a lazy bastard.